paper hearts (Konan X male reader) (On Hold)

chapter 2: confronting him

You wake up feeling a sharp pain in your back. It turns out your bed was full of piercings *jk just had to make a pain joke*.
*Bang, Bang*

Y/n: AH. Oh who is it

???: It's just me sasori

Y/n: oh come in

*Sasori opens the door and walks in*

Sasori: so Y/N what happened last night. I got home and I saw hidan in pain on the ground passed out.

Y/n: *blushes* nothing don't ask, something just happened.

Sasori: ok then I'm bout to head out, do you want to join

Y/n: oh yeah definitely, where are we going

Sasori: Konan gave me whereabouts of some one by the name of y/h and she sounded quite angry.

Y/n: yeah... I've heard of him *he says in an angry expression*

Sasori: oh really, can you give me anymore information on him

Y/n: all you need to know is that he need to die

Sasori: ok, but he has a mansion with body guards, how are we gonna get in

Y/n: we're akatsuki, what can't we get into. Ok here's the plan we will get in there like how you got into the akasuki... Kill some people and hope for the best

Sasori: *visibility offended* hey that will never work

Y/n: haha I know my point exactly

Sasori: just get up and get your coat on

Y/n: haha ok

*Half an hour Naruto running cut to a montage time*

Sasori: we're here

(Y/N): that's a little obvious dip shit

You notice and point to a sign that's clearly stating "yo I just broke up with Konan"

Sasori: do you always have to insult me

(Y/n): nah I just think it's funny

Sasori: may you stop, we need to get along for this mission to be a success

(Y/n): you can't spell success without succ

Sasori: I may hate you right now but... Nice

(Y/n): I wish I was doing this job with pain

Sasori: why

(Y/n): because I can take pain seriously because he doesn't look like a 10 year old

Sasori: if you don't shut the fuck up I will make you take pain in general

(Y/n): jeez my guy calm down

Sasori: let's just do the mission, I heard there's a good reward for it

(Y/n): what is it

Sasori: well for dinner if we completed this we get rattle snake meat and takoyaki and maybe you will get some of Konans love, I saw you flirting with her last night

(Y/n): shut the fuck up before I kill you

Sasori: then that would just be a failed mission
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(Y/n):........... I will not kill you.................

Sasori: that's what I thought

You two go down and peep through his window, lucky for you, you two left at the break of dawn so he is still asleep

(Y/n): easy mission I see

Sasori: yeah a bit to easy, I think it may be a trap but just in case throw a kunai at his head

You throw a kunai at his skull and it penetrates it causing blood to go everywhere

Sasori: nevermind he was just a dick head

(Y/n): Welp let's head home

* Another half an hour Naruto running cut to a montage with silhouette by kana boon playing in the background*

Sasori: we're here

Konan: oh how did your mission go

Sasori: got insulted "as a joke" plenty of times but other than that he was asleep and didn't even hire a bodyguard

Konan: sounds like my dick head of an ex

(Y/n): I'm tired

Konan: oh and as for you hehe~

As you go to turn around to pain, Konan kisses you straight on the lips

(Y/n): what just happened

Konan: it's my way of saying... Thank you

As you sink into a pit of aww and love you instantly get pulled out of it by Hidan whispering in you ear "bro get in there, do it get in"

(Y/n): Pain may you "take care" of Hidan please

Pain: gladly

As you laugh at Pain dragging Hidan outside Konan gives you another kiss

(Y/n): two thank you's?

Konan: no that last on is just because I love you (y/n)

In a bit of a shock you stumble upon your words not sure of what to say

(Y/n): i-i love you too Konan

Konan: that's all I wanted to hear today.

(Yo this chapter was pretty fun to write just because I'm a humorous guy and I found some of this funny. Well I hope you guys liked and I'll see you in the next chapter sorry it took so long tho)