Koreaboo Diaries // Donald Trump

Dear namtiddies,

omooooo i jinjja wish i could touch the namtiddies. they are so guiyeoweo~~ army's keep saying that we're not safe since they already know about 85% of the things they post. also i failed math in every single year of high school but since im famous they let me out so i dont think my calculations are right. anyway, people say bts oppars already know about namtiddies. hOw wouldnt they know about namtiddies tho?! they see them everyday.

i wish i could look at namtiddies oppar everyday irl uwu. namjoon is daddy and if any of these americans disagree then i will send army at them. and not the bts army, but the american army hHh

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT!!! uwuwuwuw thats gonna be the first thing i sing to bts oppars! i will seduce them with my pearly yellows, my pumpkin flavoured skin, my ugly ass dollar store toupeé, and my beautiful voice. i hope jungkookie baby oppar daddy will fall for me afterwards. jungkinky is my bias because his jawline cut me so i yelled at him but then his eyes threw me into a ditch until i crawled out just to be thrown onto the street and got ran over 2.34 times and then was throw into an alleyway and got spat on.

anyGAYS, i gotta blast now because my wife (i cant actually remember her name whoops) is coming and i cant let her know that jungkook oppar loves me and that i love him more than her >:(

sincerely, me bitch