Obama watched as the orange cat struggled in his grasp, taking no breaths at all and about to pass out. He let go and the cat fell to the floor gasping and choking.
"Now talk." Barack ordered
The cat spit on the floor and coughed a last time, "I was-" he breathed heavily "I thought that he wasnt with anyone-"
Shrek burst in the room slightly annoyed as well, "Obama what the hell are you doing!" Obama turned around quickly, "Im protecting you!" Shrek sighed and eyed Garfeild on the ground, "Look everyone chill out. Lets just solve our issues and continue with the party."
Shrek glances back at Barack, and whispers to him, "Y'know maybe we could have a little fun with this guy.."
Barack sits there for a while thinking, then he locked eyes with Shrek in agreement.
This is gonna be a threesome
