(im gonna post the weirdest shit on my cameraroll ok bye)
"oh my fucking god hare krishna my dudes is that fucking jahseh onfrey"
george says. stepping out of the bus whilst paul was still driving, floating 3 centimetres from the ground. the desert is seemingly empty but as they all gaze out, they happen to notice, jah stuck in a cactus. headfirst.
"oh ok he won't die of thirst"
the big nosed man claimed whilst jumping out of a window, also floating but accidentally growing a pair of chicken wings.
"that looks like my grandma when she died bro."
paul says, stopping the bus and barely missing the cactus.
john cannot help but stare at the love of his life. jahseh.
(if he listened closely he could hear paul saying "MAN🤬😎i said🤭👄 i’m not white😠👦🏼🚫.... i may look👀🙀white👦🏼👦🏼but i’m black 😳👱🏿♂️😩 inside 😌🤤❤️boy😩👅") and that's what made him the thirstiest for jah. he walked off the bus and as he did so a snake appeared out of nowhere and bit jah's toe. it swelled. john marched up to him
"poison me daddyyy" (matt healy tease) and there was no reply. he was heartbroken and decided to sleep with a pack of scorpions.
the end.
no not really you will have to suffer more
YOU ARE READING
john lennon x xxxtentacion
Werewolfartists, beat women, shot - this is to make up for my inspo block
