(Kit's photo above ∆∆∆ courtesy: Pinterest)
KIT|CATHERINE
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Hey
Who are you?
Really?
Yeah really.
You're kidding me right?
Why would I joke
about something like that?
Because everyone knows me
and if it wasn't any
obvious everyone should
know my number.
Well sorry to break it to you
stranger but I obviously
do not know who
you are and I don't care.
You are really serious?
You don't know this number?
Is this the new emergency
number or something?
I really thought everyone
knows my number.
Look. Could you just answer
my previous questions so
that we're done here already?
This is not an emergency number.
Yeah I figured that out, an emergency number wouldn't text you out of nowhere. Now tell me who are you?
You really don't know me?
(Was this guy crazy?)
WILL I BE ASKING YOUR NAME IF I KNOW WHO YOU ARE? WHAT KIND OF MENTALITY DO YOU HAVE?
Oh yeah sorry. I really
thought everyone knows
my number.
Well am sorry that your expectations are too high to have that perception towards yourself. I don't give a shit about your inflating ego here but seriously who the hell are you? Were you a celebrity to be that conceited?
You could say that. I told you everyone know me, my popularity reaches its peak that I was known almost around this city and I believe you know me too.
(What a smug prick)
Care to tell me your name now
so we could establish your
importance in this planet?
You would be surprise,
so I advise you to hold your
heart. Are you ready?
Whatever.
God this is my first time
introducing myself in a long
while, I can't believe I'm doing this.
Any day now.
Okay. Hi there! My name's Kit Mason,
the University's most charming face that you would lay your eyes upon ever. Hey there Cath was it? *winks
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...
You still there? I told you to hold your heart, I knew this would happen. I never knew my name had that much of an impact.
Do you hyperventilate or something? It was the least that happened every time someone sees my awesomeness. Worse case, they would faint.
Oh god! Did you faint your something?!
Cath?
Shit. Am going to call you.
Ring ring ring...
DON'T CALL ME!!!
Thank god! I thought you're
already dead. What happened?
Stop texting me and FUCK OFF!
What? Why? Shouldn't you be glad
I was paying you my holy attention?
This doesn't happen normally.
Hey come on! I was being nice here, it's not like I really wanted to do this.
Catherine Paige. I'm not going to stop texting you.
I'm going to call you again.
Ring ring...
I TOLD YOU TO STOP!
Why are you getting angry instead of celebrating with overjoy?
IT'S NOT YOU'RE FUCKING
BUSINESS OKAY? LEAVE ME
ALONE AND GO TO HELL!
Okay I think I know why you are getting antsy pants. I have encountered this mood couple of times.
Were you on your period?
WILL YOU JUST STOP?! DELETE MY NUMBER OKAY! I AM
NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE. ASSHOLE!
I guess I'll just text you tomorrow?
Hope you'll be fine soon. Bye Cath.
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Short Story"Stop texting me and FUCK OFF!" Cath replies. "What? Why? Shouldn't you be glad I was paying you my holy attention? This doesn't happen normally." Kit responds back. "Hey come on! I was being nice here, it's not like I really wanted to do this." H...
