A Lifetime....With Space

BUTTER BRAIDS! GET EM WHILE THEIR HOT!

Butter Braids here! Get your delicious AND nutritious BUTTER BRAIDS!!

So uhm if you couldn't tell....IM SELLING BUTTER BRAIDS

Don't know what butter braids are? Hehe well you...have not lived

BUT SRS LOOK EM UP

They're like an angel loaf straight from the man upstairs himself *-*

No joke, the guy who lives above me makes the BEST butterbraids...

XD okay yeah that was a joke

BUT BUTTER BRAIDS ARE NOT!! GOTTA, GET MAH, GET MAH HEAD IN THE GAME IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING P-DIDDY....DOG

Im bad at advertising

HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU LIKE DELICIOUSLY DELECTABLE CREAMY FILLING, CONVEINTLY IN THE SHAPE OF A POPULAR HAIRSTYLE ALSO KNOWN AS A BRAID?! OR MAYBE YOU LOVE BEING LAZY OR NOT DOING ANYTHING SOME DAYS, AND JUST SPECIFICALLY WANT TO POP A QUICK RISING PASTRY IN THE OVEN?! WELL IVE GOT JUST THE THIING FOOR YOU!! POPTAR-i I mean uh, BUTTER BRAIDS!!!!!!

FOR ONLY THE LOW LOW LOW PRICE OF $13 PER BRAID!!! BUT WAIT THERES ALWAYS MORE. RECENTLY WE HAVE ADDED THE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE BRAID!! ONLY ONE DOLLAR UP!! AND IF YOU HAVE A SECOND GRADE EDUCATION YOU WOULD KNOW THAT ADDS UP TO $14!!!!!! SO GET YOUR BUTTER BRAIDS TODAY, AND MAKE YOU FAMILY ENVY YOU ENOUGH TO WANT TO MURDER YOU!!

Warning: butterbraidsisnotresponisbleforanyattemptedmurders...

And that's pretty much how it would go.

XD or (if you know spongebob) that one spongebob episode were spongebob and patrick are trying to sell chocolate xD

It would be like

Me: *knocks rhythmically on door*

Customer: *opens door*

Me:Hello sir! Would you like to buy some butter braid?

Customer: butter braid? Did you say-butter braid?

Me: why yes I di-

Customer:BUTTER BRAID!!!! BUTTER BRAID!!!!!! BUTTER BRAID!!!!! BUTTER BRAID!!!!!!!!! BUTTER BRAID!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:*backs away slowly while customer is screaming butter braid...*

XD I WISH

Oh yes, and the plan

THE PLAAAANNNNNNANANANAN

SO Me, Hannah (lovehopepeace122) and Amelia (acegirl6) all live in the same area (like we can just walk to eachothers houses) and uh, we ARE GOING TO BE THE BUTTER BRAID WO-MAN'S...Legit

So heres the plan, hannah is going to sell at her subdivision, ill sell at me and amelia's, and amelia will sell at the school, (xD I already sorta broke the plan because I sold to two teachers...in study hall!) So were going to sell in school like normal, but outside of school is the hard part.

Our plan was, we were all going to wear our band t-shirts, amelia would have her trumpet, playing a theme song (ALL THE THEME SONGS) and we would have, A WAGON

THE GREATEST SALES PITCH OF ALL, IF YOU HAVE A WAGON, YOU MEAN BUSINESS

xD mean we wouldn't have anything in the wagon......BUT WHO CARES!!!

So you know basically imagine opening your front door and seeing three band kids, in their band shirts, one is playing a random song on trumpet, the other holding and/or sitting In a wagon with nothing in it, and finally me, selling you, FOOD

I know, IT'S GOLD