Crowley stared at the bowl, the forbidden fruit calling his name. "I want it." he says. "I'll take it." he says.
"No!" Aziraphale says loudly. "Don't do it!"
"Im doing it, Angel." he says, reaching out and grabbing the forbidden fruit.
"No, stop!" Aziraphale says, reaching out to stop Crowley.
But he is to late.
There, sitting in front of Aziraphale is Crowley, eating the forbidden fruit.
There, Crowley is, eating tide pods.
"Num num." Crowley says, suddenly standing with his arms out like that one fortnite dance.
"No..." aziraphale mumbles. "Spit it out!"
"Nyeh!" Crowley calls out, running away with tide pods in his hands and mouth. "Never!"
for @ToastToasterstrudel
