I looked down at my little purple alien. The way this fuckin thing walked was great, the way it looked though, it looked gay. I believe that it's female, as it has no dingaling and it had makeup on, and it was purple, and feminine features.
" Bitch " I heard a high pitched voice say. It was only me and my alien. " the fuck you say to me you little shit?! " I asked, looking down at her.
" Oh, are you not a female . . . Dog? " It asked. " No I'm a female human, and good save " I said picking it up and taking it to the kitchen. " I know " it said
" the fuck do you eat " I asked it. " Souls "
