LOL SO TRUE!

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That scary moment when the liter of pop almost explodes on you...

I dont hate you... I just wish your next period happend while your swimming... In a tank.. Filled with sharks >:)

I dont hate you... Im just saying if you got hit by a train... I would be driving that train.. ;)

If you were a dinosaur you would be called a bitch-a-whoreus

Excersize in the moring...... Before your brain realizes what its doing

There are 3 types of pain:

1. Pain

2. Excruciating pain

3. Stepping on a lego

Dont think of yourself as an ugly person...

Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey

Etc. = the end of thinking capacity

Im so athletic i surf....... the internet

Texting mom at work:

Me: mom there is no food in the house

Mom: no reply

Me: not even bread

Mom: no reply

Me: even prisoners have bread.....

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Yay first new chapter of my new book haha!!!

This book will generaly have 10ish quotes and stuff on them so i can upload more often :)

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