HEY YOU! YEAH YOU!
Do you happen to feel like there's nothing going for you? You're confused? You don't know what to do in life? Have I got the solution for you!
All you have to do is go to your bathroom. Now close the door. Yes you heard me, close the door. I'm not going to hurt you I swear. Now turn off the lights. As unsettling me being in your bathroom with the door locked and the lights turned off it isn't as bad as it seems. Make three wishes. You did? By the way there's pickles stuck in our assholes.
In all seriousness, people feel lost. You aren't the only one. But thanks to memes and my goddamn weird whatever it is I'm 14% crack and 1% I think I'm finally ok. IM HUNGRY 5:10 IN THE MORNING DAMMIT!!
I think that means to sleep so I'll finish this never.
And on September 8, 2019 I realized past me was correct.
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Late Nights and Shower Thoughts
Short StoryI'm a person with a lot of things on my mind. I need an outlet for whatever I think about at 3 am that for some reason doesn't let me fall asleep when I need to. I wanna talk about life and issues and relationships. Basically regular things. I hope...
