{003} Team Mom Chat

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+ BaraDaddy added Sugamama, Akaashi, Yaku, Moniwa and Bokuto to the chat

+ BaraDaddy is Online
+ Sugamama is Online
+ Akaashi is Online
+ Yaku is Online
+ Moniwa is Online

BaraDaddy: @Akaashi ready?

Akaashi: Never been closer to death

BaraDaddy: I take that as a yes

BaraDaddy: Alright it's the end of the week which means it's time for the hell rating

Yaku: Don't even get me fucking started

Sugamama: Now, now, lets not be to vulgar

Yaku: Stfu I need therapy after what happened this week

Moniwa: Was it that bad?

Yaku: It's Nekoma. I rather be in a coma then deal with them

Yaku: Especially Lev

Yaku: I give this week a 20/10

BaraDaddy: Fuckin shittykawa wouldn't hold his tongue so 9/10 for me

Moniwa: I mean this week was pretty good so a 3/10

Sugamama: I'll give my team a 5/10

Akaashi: Besides Bokuto-san's mood swings, the teams creepiness and my emotional stability that is sure to crumble, I give this week a 6/10

Yaku: At least Moniwa gets off easy cause datetech is tolerable.

+ Bokuto is Online

Bokuto: AKAAAASSSSHII!!!

Akaashi: Fuck

Akaashi: Yes Bokuto-San?

Bokuto: Lets hang out!!!

Akaashi: I'm busy, go find Kurro or something

Bokuto: bUT AKAASHIiiii

Akaashi: But no. Your stupidity has reached its peak this week then in all the time I've know you

Akaashi: And just for that, I need you to make me breakfast tomorrow

Bokuto: WHHaTtttT?!? I don't know how to cook?!?!

Akaashi: It's easy. I just want a plate of depression with a side of social anxiety sprinkled with a bit of suffering and topped off with some trust issues.

Akaashi: Then for my drink I want some pepper
Spray

Sugamama: Akaashi are you ok?

Akaashi: Nope.

Yaku: You know what, I need to get rid of Lev, how about him And Bokuto could have a play date

Akaashi: Yeah that sounds great

Moniwa: Do you mind if Aone tags along

Akaashi: The more the merrier

BaraDaddy: Then I'll bring Oikawa over as well

Sugamama: I think it would be nice if Noya and Hinata got out a bit

Bokuto: waht

Yaku: It's settled then. Do you guys want to meet up at the park at 1:00 pm tomorrow?

Sugamama: That sounds great! We'll be there

Akaashi: Here That Bokuto? That's the sound of us moms plotting your murder

Bokuto: (*'Д`*) AkaaAAashii wHHHhhhhhYyyy

Sugamama: Alright. Let's settle down now.

Moniwa: I'm sure he doesn't mean it Bokuto!! (^O^)

Akaashi: If you make my breakfast no one will get hurt

Akaashi: Including the pancake batter

Bokuto: NOOoOoOo not thE bATtter plEase!!

Sugamama: It never did anything wrong 😞😭

Moniwa: It will be missed 2019-2019

BaraDaddy: Nvm ya'll are almost as weird as my team

Sugamama: Tell That to your username

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