Im sorry ___forgotten__
if you dont know what a lime is, its basically the beginning of a lemon but it leaves you on a cliffhanger, and im probably not going to finish the lemon.
God please forgive me.
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" I dont have any souls, are you ok? " I asked it. It nodded its head yes. " 1 bagel? " i asked. " no " it said. " two bagels? " i asked again. " nooooooo " it hissed. " A muffin will do " it hissed.
[ LIME WARNING ] [ LIME WARNING ] [ LIME WARNING ] [ LIME WARNING ] [ LIME WARNING ]
[ I CRIED WHILE MAKING THIS ] [ I CRIED WHILE MAKING THIS ]
I put 2 bagels in the toaster and i felt something hit my ass. I quickly turned around, rubbing my butt with tears in my eyes, that shit hurt. I looked at the ground to see a gun, and it shapeshifted into my alien.
" What is this on your electronical device human? " I asked me as it brought up a lemon story. I blushed a bit. " It's something you don't wanna read " I said and snatched it away from them.
" But I already did, and who is Daddy? May I meat them? " He asked. I gulped. " no, it's- it's a s*x word " I told it. " Looking up the definition of s*x " The alien said as its body froze.
" oh! " It said. " It's how you humans make babies! It is the same way for our kind " It said. " How do you know what it's like? " I asked it. " I went on this site calle- " I stopped it. " ok! I get it " I said.
" You are above the age of 18, correct? " It asked me. " I'm 22, why? " I asked. It suddenly grew in size, a bit taller and more buff than me. " I'm 24 in human years, mate with me please " It pleaded.
" Uh, ya but n- " I was cut off by it picking me up and running to my room. ' I was gonna say ya but no ' I thought as it literally threw me on my bed, it crawling on top of me.
" I was gonna say ya- mhm!mhhhhmmm! " I was cut off as a piece of cloth was placed in my mouth and tied around my head.
' oh shit '
" shit "
[ YOUR OK NOW ] [ YOUR OK NOW ] [ YOUR OK NOW ]
please forgive me
