Don't you hate it when you're making out with your dog but that kid who threatened to shoot up your school starts releasing your mongolian sex slaves and your mom can't stop masturbating
Don't you hate it when you tryna talk to your crush and her bitch ass friend with fake eyebrows starts telling you to back off?
Do you just hate it when you want your men to charge at enemy gun fire but they want to retreat so you kill them to boost morale
don't you hate it when you're just chilling talking to a friend and your clingy ex who's been obsessed with you for almost a year randomly spams the dude you're pretending to date
Don't you just hate it when you're on plane then you hear then it gets high jacked by terrorist then you fly into the twin towers smh my head
Don't you hate it when you get excited when you hear a text notification... But its really just your pharmacy letting you know your antidepressants are ready to be picked up?
Don't you hate it when you send a message to your crush then wait for him to answer hear the notification and see that it's only pablo123 who wanna play candy crush with you
Don't you hate it when you find a good parking spot and you pull up to it to find out Stuart fucking little is parked there
Don't you just hate it when you and the boys are walking in the jungle then you suddenly hear the trees start speaking Vietnamese then you get ambushed by the vietcong smh my head
Don't you hate it when you do a fair fight and when you win your teacher come and only punish you
Don't you hate it when you're in a relationship but the other person doesn't know
Don't you hate it when you ask your family to play smash bros and your little brother starts fucking the family hamster
Don't you hate it when you pull up to the school with your glock to shoot the autistic kid who won't stop making fun of your lips but his only friend brought an ak
Don't you hate when you wanna go to the bathroom ask your teacher and then he answer you I don't know can you ?
Don't you hate it when you're washing your hands and you drop the bar of soap in the sink and your dad magically appears behind you?
Don't you hate it when she invites you over for super smash bros and you brought your switch but she starts touching her brothers dick asking where your bro is?
