Not Every Story Ends With A "Happily Ever After"

BEN Infected Me

(S H I T P O S T)

~~(Y/N) POV)~~

'Well, its official. That idiot's obsessed. With you. hA! I KNEW IT ALL AlLlLlOoOoOnG!!'

'Shut the fuck up I'm tryna think. B y m y s e l f.'

'Jeez ok..'

Oof. Toby's obsessed with me. Kinda saw it comin but like, sTILL.

"Uhm.. (Y/n)? You ok?" Helen said quietly. I just nodded and continued thinking. Liu attempted to speak, but Sully cut him off.

"Well, i think if that brat's obsessed with you, we can't let you get near him alon-" he was cut off by Liu, "we just have to make sure he doesn't do anything too stupid. Too stupid."

Listening to them bicker is sometimes just too freaking much for 2 people, so Helen and i walked away.

"Hey wAIT UP YOU MOTHERFUNKERS!! MOTHERFUCKERS!! hAhAhAhA sHUT UP SULLY!! mAkE mE, sTitChEs!! UgH you bULLYING PIECE OF HEY THATS TOO FAR LIU!! SHUT THE F-R-E-E THATS SPELLS FREE! CrEdIt RePoRt . CoM bAyBeE! SaW tHeIr AdS oN mY tV, tHoUgHt aBoUt gOiNg BuT wAs ToO fUc L A Z Y!!-"

"ShUt ThE f u c k uP!!" Jeff hissed. EJ was behind him, laughing his ass off at Jeff's outburst. I suddenly joined in the laughing, and soon, EVERYONE was laughing (except Jeff, he was in a corner pouting like Tamaki from OHSHC). Slenderboi came out of nowhere with a pink apron on and stared at the group of laughing 'pastas before facepalming, muttering something about lunch, and walking away. My bro popped up from behind me and scared the shit outta me.

"HeYo SiStErR!"

"h o l y f u c k i n g m e a t p i c k l e s w h a t t h e  f  u  c  k  -"

Brian popped up behind him and snickered. Tim burst out laughing and held his stomach, coughing up a s t o r m. He took a bottle of pills from his pocket while coughing and took a few, swallowing them and taking a deep breath. He frowned slightly and sighed. Brian stared at him.

"What?" My bro said, sounding upset.

"What's wrong??" Brian asked
My bro sighed again. (Note: everyone was staring at them).

"I shouldn't have shared my pills with Jay way back when, I'm on my last few and this is my last bottle..." Brian's breath caught in his throat.

"K, so," Brian started saying nervously, "I was the one stealing your meds and I have like 10 bottles in my- our room......"

I think Tim was about to respond, but before he could, Toby burst in and screeched, surprisingly without stutters or tics.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS (Y/N)?!?!?!"

He looked straight at me and I waved at him. He ran over and I screamed, "O SHIT WADDUP-" before bustin outta that bitch (the mansion lmao). I ran thru the forest til I reached a clearing where Toby magically already was. He looked at me and smiled sweetly, getting on 1 knee.

'O s h i t'

'O shit is right my guy'

He looked at up me lovingly and said, "(Y-Y/n), in *tic* all this-s t-time I've *tic* known y-you, I've f-f-fallen for *tic* you. P-Please, would y-you do me the *tic* honour of being m-my

vsco girl?"

~~(Y/N) POV~~

I shot up from the bed I was on with a scream and noticed all the 'pastas staring at me. I blushed, not expecting to see this many people right when I woke up. BEN imidiently started laughing and got slapped by 3 different people. I stared at him with a wild look, him looked back at me while smirking.

"W h a t. H a p p e n e d." I said darkly. Helen and Liu walked up to me and smiled worriedly.

"Well you see, " Liu started, "when we told you that that brat liIiIiIiIked yOoOoOu you passed out and started screaming and giggling, so we took you to Slendy and he layed you down and told everyone to watch you sleep. What a fuckin creepypasta. Uhm..." Liu was unable to finish for some reason. WhAtEvEr.

Helen spoke softly, "BEN, uhm, he..."

BEN suddenly screeched, "I KISSED YOU AND SO YOU HAD A FUCKED UP DREAM HEHEHEHEHE~"

I stared at him in disbelief.

"No. F u c k i n g. Way."

Jeff looked at me with sympathy. "It's true.."

Toby broke down the door and screamed in a dark voice, "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BEN?!?! WHY DID YOU KISS HER!?! SHES MIN-" he was quickly cut off by Tim.

"She isn't an object. She's my sister and she doesn't belong to a n y o n e."

Toby growled and got in a fight with Tim, who easily overpowered Toby, even with Toby's unusual advantage. I sat down for a while alone and contplated me life decisions.

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