"Wanna Smash?" A Smash Bros Chatfic

The wrong meme at the wrong time

A/N: Hi, I'm sad *throws giant fork in the road that is any Pit x Link development in this story*

Chat: "My gays"

Link: ..Is anyone awake?

Pit: I am! 

Dark Pit: Me too 

Dark Pit: unfortunately 

Link: Guys that was almost instantaneous are you okay?

Pit: instantuois? 

Dark Pit: basically means instant/right away

Pit: oh 

Pit: thanks Pittoo! 🙂

Cloud: Why are you all awake? 

Cloud: and don't two of you share a room, just talk

Pit: But it'd be rude to be so loud at this hour..! 😕

Dark Pit: Oh my gosh Pit

Dark Pit: are you throwing shade? 

Pit: Pittoo what

Link: 

Cloud: Link 

Cloud: I can't believe 

Cloud: you made that didn't you?

Pit: um Pittoo.. 

Link: I wish Pit would say my name that often too..

[User: Link has erased a message]

Dark Pit: don't look at me Pit, I'm not adding on anything else to that beautiful explanation 

Pit: Wait but I didn't want to be mean or anything 

Link: Pit you're like never mean

Cloud: I second that 

Dark Pit: Wait but what about that one time..

Pit: ?

Link: 👀?

Cloud: OH WAIT AT MCDONALDS!!!

Dark Pit: yup 

Pit: oh yeah 

Pit: that wasn't good 😓

Link: what?

Link: why wasn't I invited?

Pit: Sorry Link! ☹️

Pit: I'm kind of glad you didn't see what happened though..

Dark Pit: He cried when we got back!