Full House

Don't fuck with daddy

The next day everybody woke up early, we were heading to Japan to watch the guys compete. We were all in awe when they took the stage. But it was one judge not paying attention. Chyna who was already high was becoming more and more agitated by the judge sat there stewing.
Kasha: calm down sis.
Chyna: I'm about to slap that stupid hat off his head. He betta turn around and watch the genius of my boo.
Nia: Chyna
Sara: I say do it.
Chyna: hold my purse. She said shoving her purse into Sara's chest
Shaneeka: where her short ass off to now.
Kasha: to slap the judge.
Shaneeka: and y'all let her go she gonna murder that man.
Chyna moved quickly through the crowd like a little ninja in high heels no one saw her until she reached the stage. Larry knew what she was up to he had seen that look in her eyes the first time she choked John out.
Larry: Oh shit she about to beat the fuck out of him.
Lau: Aye get you girl you know how she is. She no play when it come to you.
Larry smiled to himself knowing it was true. Chyna would fight the devil if he came for him. He signaled to Rubix to intercept her before shit got real, fast. Chyna had a soft spot for Rubix. She saw him like a little brother. He grabbed her as she cocked her fist back. People underestimate her because of her size but the girl got some hands on her. Greenteck didn't know how close he was to getting his teeth knocked out. The competition continued and the dude just kept finding reasons not to watch the twins. It took Rubix and all 5 girls to hold Chyna down. When it was over the twins had been cheated. Now all the girls were livid. They begin to walk from all directions surrounding the dude. Larry had hauled off and slapped the shit out of him when he stood to react Chyna was already in his face.
Chyna: I don't give two fucks who you think you are Green Turd but what you better do is back up out my man face before I rearrange yours.
Greenteck: who the fuck are you.
Chyna: I'm a hood bitch with an attitude. Trust me you really don't want this heat.
Before he could say anything else he was hit in the mouth so hard he began to bleed.
Greenteck: you lil bitch you bust my lip.
Divina: oh hell naw the fuck you think you talking to.
Before he could answer other girls joined in hitting him with purses and heels and anything else they could get their hands on. Finally Larry, Lau and Rubix intervened. As always when Chyna temper flares it's hard to calm her back down and he had insulted the person her whole universe revolved around. She had the man in a head lock and he was He was turning as blue as a Smurf with her other hand she pounded on the top of his head.
Chyna: and let this be a lesson don't fucking disrespect my fucking man ever again.
Kasha: Who in the hell got her damn blunt before she catch a damn case.
Shaneeka: I got it I got it.
Larry was finally able to pull Chyna off of him. He made a snide remark under his breath and Kasha heard him.
Kasha: you wanna repeat that a little louder.
She said as she begin to remove her earrings.
Lau picked Kasha up carrying her out the arena.
Lau: damn bro you got a team of savages backing you.
Chyna: oh nobody fucks with daddy.
Kasha: and that's on period.
We all went back to our hotel to freshing up. The girls laughed hysterically at how oh Green Turd got his ass whooped first by a 4'9" women then a whole group of girls.
Sara: damn Chy you was not playing I didn't really think you were going to do it.
Shaneeka: Shit I did y'all know how she feels about him.
Larry: he going for remember that ass whooping for a lifetime.
We finally made it back home and things were back to normal.
Sara: Lau where are you?
Lau: Shaneeka please hide me Sara been chasing me all day.
Shaneeka: Uh okay hide in here.
She smiled wickedly as she beckoned Sara to Lau's hiding place. Sara opened the door and Shaneeka laughed hysterically. Lau looked as if he saw a ghost.
Lau: damn double crossed.
As Sara and Shaneeka went to grab him the doorbell rung.
Lau: whew that was close.
He said holding his lower extremities.
He quickly ran to the door to answer it. All you heard was a bunch of excited chatter.
Lau: when you guys get here?
Regi: this morning.
Larry limped down the steps rubbing his eyes.
Rochka: damn man what happened to you?
Lau: Chyna?
Larry: yeah she do something I no never see before.
Lau: what?
Larry: last night while us have sex she flipped from off Chandelier onto my dick.
John: Really? Damnnn
Larry: yes. Is was so good but that girl going for be the death of me.
Then this morning I have sex with Sara. She wild as hell she try for ride every part of my body. My face hurt cuz I ate Shaneeka and Kasha for breakfast. And where in the hell is Nia and Rubix?
Regi: Damn y'all getting it like that every night.
Lau:  No just Larry with his stingy ass.
Everybody laughed.
Lau: come on let's meet the girls.
Shaneeka and Sara were still in the kitchen plotting on Lau. Lau stood behind everybody while he introduced them.
Rochka: Damn they fine as hell.
Larry: it's four more of them in here.
Divina: hey guys.
Lau smiled when he saw her. To him Divina was the only sane girl in the house not to mention he had a small crush on her.
Larry and the guys walked to the pool where they found Nia and Kasha sitting. They looked up from their conversation long enough to speak.
Larry: where's ma reine?
Before they could answer he followed the scent of weed he found her swinging on the swing smoking her blunt.
Regi: who is she?
Lau: that's the Queen
Waydi: the Queen?
Larry: yup that's Chyna.
John: she fine ass hell but mean as shit.
Larry: ma reine no mean. He just mad cause she beat him up.
Rochka: is that the girl who whooped that judge ass.
Larry: yup that's my baby boo. That's lil thug right there. Actually all my girls savages.
Waydi: all your girls?
Larry: yup every last one of them is mine.
Deyvrone: well that don't seem fair.
Larry: hey it is what it is.
The guys continued their tour of the house the finally got situated in their own rooms. Afterwards everybody went outside Larry threw some food on the grill and we all had a pool party. It was an amazing night it had loud music, dancing, food and lots of laughing.