Hey The Stupid Psychopathic Peraon is BACK!
First of all...lets start with the Anthem of Feels
ASDFGHJKLQWEDTYUIOPZXCVBMGKDKFRKFJFJCJJRJGJGKRJCDISODOEOCCOMGOMGOMG OMG OMG OMG. .AAAHHHHHJ...I .GOTTT THE FEELSSSS.....
AMEN
SO YEH ...
GUURLLS I HAD NOO IDEA THERE ARE GONNA BE LIKE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING MY RANT IN JUST 24HR...I MEAN JUST MY RANT...MY BOOKS TOOK 2 MONTHS TO GET THEESE MANY READS....WHICH PROVES I SHOULD JUST RANT!!
SO ya...back to...BLAKE LICKABLE EATON ♡..
HE IS BEYOND THE BOUNDS OF POSSIBILITIES. .LIKE REALLYYYY HOW CAN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AFFECT SOMEONE SO BADD...
I MEAN
• PERFECT PERSONA check
• ROMANTIC BUT NOT CHLICHÉ check
• HOT STUFF check
• SOMETHING UN-DESCRIBE-ABLE check
• LICKABLE check check check. ....double triple check...oh la la la
I MEAN AFTER KNOWING WHO BLAKE IS I CANNOT EVEN....
GOD GIVE ME SANE BRAIN (OR BLAKE WOULD BE AMAZING)
*RUNS TO EINSTEIN'S GRAVE AND ASKS HIM TO INVENT BLAKE*
YOU KNOW THE WAY IN THE DISNEY MOVIE (had towatch it because of ma lil sis) HOW TO BUILD A BETTER BOY THEY MAKE A GUY...WELL I WOULD HAVE COPYPASTED THE WHOLE STORY IN THE COMP TO BUILD A BLAKE FOR ME!!....
AGAIN BLAMES EVERYTHING ON DarknessAndLight !! ..... *crys like Ted Mosby* ...
Love,
Ms. dead ✈
YOU ARE READING
Blake Eaton Makes Me Paranoid.
RandomTHIS IS ME RANTING ABOUT MY OBSESSION WITH BLAKE EATON A CHARACTER FROM I SOLD MYSELF TO THE DEVIL FOR VINYLS ...PITIFUL I KNOW!..THE BEST BOOK EVER!