chapter one - it's all yunho's fault

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-yummyh0e has opened a dm with threelines !

-yummyh0e
i finally found ur @ bitch
you thot u could hide from mE

threelines
not really but it was worth a try 🤪
n e gays
tf u want hoe

-yummyh0e
this is actually a bit embarrassing but
fuck it

threelines
you're the most shameless dude i know stfu
get on with it mate i don't have all day

-yummyh0e
oK so basically none of the friends i have are sexy
do u see where i'm going with this

threelines
no

-yummyh0e
good
i wanna be friends with pretty faces so
get every pretty korean dude u have contact with
and add them to a groupchat

threelines
i-

-yummyh0e
👀

threelines
i'm honestly not surprised now that i think about it

-yummyh0e
you know me too well 😔

threelines
idk how to help u tho
i don't find any dudes hot
i'm str8 my dude
straight as a ruler

-yummyh0e
bro
i think i know what a gay person acts like
plus, rulers can bend

threelines
fuck off 🖕🏻🙂
ok, i'll find people considered 'hot'
or maybe i'll add girls
they're all hot if they look like chungha

-yummyh0e
if u scam me this friendship is over
say goodbye to my gay ass

threelines
bro just let me be hetero

-yummyh0e
how about hete-no

threelines
smh
i can't believe i'm actually doing this for you

-yummyh0e
me either-
thanks bae

threelines
i'm not ur bae
ok, i got you three dudes
don't ruin my friendships thanks

-yummyh0e
i got three guys too

threelines
i thought you said u didn't have any 'sexy friends'

-yummyh0e
yeah i don't
these guys r mediocre

threelines
thats so mean wtf-

-yummyh0e
lmfaoooo u think i care, that's cute
ok r you excited to quench your thirst for hot dudes bc i am 😍

threelines
i question my existence because of you
i feel asexual and it's all your fault >:((

-yummyh0e
shut up you love me

threelines
🙄
read, 4:26pm.
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-yummyh0e created a groupchat !

chat name: groupchat!

-yummyhoe has added mwahwahwa, BuffButNotTuff and
SANdwitch to the groupchat!

threelines has added HORNYHONG-, woo-old and
YeoSangNoLines to the groupchat!

-yummyh0e
now this
is the beginning of a chaotic adventure

threelines
i have nothing to do with this i swear
it's all yunho's fault
read by all, 4:20pm.

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