As I walked back over to Tara and the girls with my tea, the pool party still going strong. Colby jumped back into the pool. "You sneaky bitch" Tara said with a smirk in a low voice to me as I sat down next to her. "What" I said with a shocked expression but a low tone. "WHaAaaatTt" Tara mocked. "You know what I'm talking about you sneaky slut, I'm proud, but you're still a sneaky slut. You disappear saying "something's not right" then Colby disappears then here come the both of you at the same time forever later, you in new clothes and I saw that cheek kiss." Tara ranted. "Oh God Tara" I said with an eye roll. "Oh God Tara my ass bitch, SPILL. THE.FUCKING.BEANS Olivia Raven Alexandria Smith" Tara whispered through clinched teeth. When she said Smith she pinched me. "OW Tara! That was my damn titty" I said holding my right boobie. "Tell me or it'll get worse" Tara said hands ready to pinch or do whatever else to me if I didn't start talking in the next few minutes. "Alright, Geez..." I started still holding my boob. I glanced over at Colby before I began, he was talking to Sam on the other side of the pool,both in the water, and in that split second Colby glanced over at me and gave a little smile, my heart fluttered. "Fine." I said turning to Tara. "I sucked off Colby in his apartment bathroom and he came all over my bathing suit hence the new clothing." I said with the biggest sarcastic smirk. Tara looked at me, I looked at Tara, she immediately called my bullshit and we burst out with laughter having to shush ourselves and settle down before anyone came over and asked what we were talking and laughing about, especially Jake, before it was over if he knew anything, the whole party would know too. Jake was a sweet guy, wonderful to Tara but Tara and I kept our girl talk strictly in the girl talk zone between us two, twin one, twin two. You get the picture. "Bitch come on tell me what really happen." Tara said taking a sip of her punch. "Literally nothing, period came on..." "ugh the fucking worse" Tara cut me off saying rolling her eyes. "...right, and SOMEONE, you bitch I mean you, gave me a key to go to the bathroom which I should have investigated further into of whose key it was, gave me the keys to COLBY's apartment. I said playfully slapping Tara's arm lightly. "Tehehehe" Tara said smiling like a child. "Tehe my ass Tara you're trying to kill me. Anyway, Colby was nice to me, he listened to me, told me I didn't have to go, gave me feminine products, a change of clothes, AND girly pain meds. Bitch I am WEARING the boy's shirt!" I said taking a big wiff out of Colby's oversized shirt wrapped comfortably around me. "Oooo someone is sprungggg. So bad I can smell it on you." Tara teased. " Oh hush" I flagged Tara. "And he got you tea. Girrrlll." Tara went on noticing the disposable cup of tea I had just finished. "Love Doctor Tara has done it again." She said triumphant. "Oh God here we go." I said rolling my eyes. "🎶If ya feeling really lonely and your friends are pretty phony, who ya gonna call?!🎶..." Tara pointed her fake microphone, really just her hand balled up, expectantly to me. "...🎶Taraaaa🎶" I sung un-enthusiastically rolling my eyes knowing she wouldn't continue unless I participated. " right. 🎶if your phone is like the Sahara, and you're feeling hella Terri...ble, WHO YA GONNA CALL?!🎶" Tara sung cheerfully, as always. "Tarrrraaaa, wooo" I sung, my hands imaginary Pom poms. "Exactly bitch and you and Colby before I'm finished with you two are going to be a thing, you watch Olive." Tara said pinching my cheek. "Lord help us all" I said Rolling my eyes again...
