It was prank day in the KISS mansion.
And I was going to do a full day of pranking on the band.
Eric Singer was first.
I went to the kitchen and got out his coke bottle from the refrigerator.
I then went and got some sprite and soy sauce.
First, I poured the sprite into the empty pitcher jug.
After that, I opened up the soy sauce and took a sniff of it.
I started to cough as I stuck my tongue out in disgust.
"That is disgusting".
I checked to make sure that Eric wasn't coming out from behind my back.
Good.
No one in sight.
I carefully poured the soy sauce into the pitcher jug and it fizzled up and then I poured the liquid back into the drummer's coke bottle.
I quickly got up from my seat and put it back in the refrigerator where I got it.
After that, I heard Eric Singer coming down the hallway and then I ran away to find a place to hide.
The Catman was looking forward to having a nice, cool drink from his coke.
"Yes...I finally get to have a snack break".
He twisted the red lid open and took a big drink.
Within seconds, he spat it right out of his mouth in shock.
"OHHHHHHH"!
I was hiding underneath the kitchen table.
I gotcha that time kitty cat.
Next it was Tommy's turn to get pranked by me.
The next morning, he was in the bathroom getting ready for the day.
He had a white towel to cover his sexy baby making area, and you could only see his biceps and handsome muscles.
His toothbrush and toothpaste were already laid out on the bathroom sink.
Tommy picked up the toothbrush and found that it already had toothpaste on it.
With a little shrug, he began to brush those pearly whites.
But then he began to notice that something wasn't quite right.
There was blue food coloring all over his lips and teeth.
"OH MY GOD"! "Paul, get over here right now"!
The Starchild immediately came running upstairs to find the SpaceMan.
"Tommy, what's the matter"?
Paul asked him.
Then, he saw what it was.
He and Eric started laughing their asses off.
I was in my bedroom, which was right across Tommy's bathroom.
