Chapter: 11 (From Coast to Coast)
[Midoriya and Tara]
Midoriya: we aren't actually in Vancouver are we?
Aizawa: *facepalming* stick to the script Midoriya...
Ellie: yeah because we have enough money to actually send you and Tara to Vancouver.
Tara: I sense sarcasm.
Ellie: no shit Sherlock
Bakugo: what the fuck you guys..
[Ellie and Uraraka]
Ellie: I can't believe I didn't see your crush on him before...
Uraraka: oh mY GOD ELLIE NO! I DON'T EVEN SWING THAT WAY!
Ellie: wait what?
Uraraka: *slowly turning redder and redder*
Midoriya: oh my god your a LESBIAN?!
Pearl: *quietly* thank god I thought I was the only one...
Bakugo: what?
Pearl: what?
Uraraka: OFF TOPIC! LET'S TRY THAT SCENE AGAIN!
Tsu: *glaring slightly*
Todoroki: Asui why are you glaring at Midoriya?...
Tsu: nobody plans a murder out loud
Bakugo: don't you fucking touch him
Hawkins: Can we start again please?
[Tsu, Todoroki, and Kara]
Tsu: *sneezes*
Todoroki: Odajini
Kara: excuse you I don't speak jApAnEsE
Todoroki: thats... just how you saw bless you in Japanese
Kara: WELL I COULD'VE SAID THAT TOO
Tara: Sis I know you feel like you aren't getting enough credit for your quirk but can we please stick to the script?
Ellie: wtf I HAVEN'T EVEN USED MY QUIRK YET
Pearl: Not again... I'm going 5o bed wake me up when the three of them are done arguing...
Ellie, Tara, and Kara: *various insults and yelling directed at each other*
Todoroki: *facepalm*
Uraraka: *sighing and walking over to hug Tsu*
Midoriya: Uraraka you might get sick-
Uraraka: *flips off Midoriya and cuddles with Tsu*
Tsu: *smiling and cuddling Uraraka*
demon_potato_child : *unholy screeching* MY SHIP-
Aizawa: who tf-
[Bakugo and Pearl]
Pearl: while that's only a hypothesis-
Ellie: STOP SPEAKING NERD PEARL YOU'RE GONNA CONFUSE HIM!
Pearl: WELL THEN HE'S AN IDIOT! Anyway as I was saying-
Bakugo: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Tara: I don't think any of the Japanese students know what hypothesis means-
Midoriya: I do.
Kara: of course he does
Ellie: *flips table and screeches* WELL I DON'T
Pearl: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS!
Ellie: IT'S BORING!
Everyone else: . . .
Kara: I'm going to sleep wake me up when they're done arguing.
Bakugo: wtf is a hypothesis
Midoriya: *opening a dictionary* WELL Kacchan, a hypothesis is a scientific-
Tsu: *throws a book at Midoriya* SHUT UP I'M CUDDLING MY GIRLFRIEND!
Uraraka: *intense blushing*
[Kirishima and Kaminari]
Kirishima: AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!
Dabi: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
Kaminari: THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT YOU TWO!
Kirishima: I'M JUST SCREAMING!
Dabi: FUCK OFF! *flips off Kaminari*
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