BNHA chatfic because I can [ DISCONTINUED ]

NAY THEE, ALAS THEE

Papito: (y/n)
Majin boobs: Mina
Zapdos: Kaminari
Duro: Kirishima
Gorilla tape: Sero
Nathan explosion: Bakugou
fEtus: Jungkook
I'm your hoF: Hoseok (J-Hope)
Papajin: Jin
Papajoon: Namjoon (Rm)
mOchimOchi: Jimin
Taetae: Taehyung (V)
Idgaf: Yoongi (Suga)

Dumb ass bitches ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

Zapdos: (y/n)

Papito: holla

Zapdos: I heard you were attacked with love

Papito: WHO IS'T TOLDETH THEE?!

Zapdos: T WAST JUNGKOOK

Papito: YOND BRAT

Zapdos: DONT DID HURT THAT GENT TOO MUCH

Zapdos: THAT GENT STILL HOLP THEE AT WHICH HOUR THEE WAST DEPRESS'D

Papito: DONT BID ME HOW TO TREATETH MINE OWN BROTH'R

Nathan explosion: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Papito: NAY THEE

Nathan explosion: ALAS THEE

Papito:

Nathan explosion: FUCK OFF AND YELL AT YOUR BROTHER OR SOME SHIT

Papito: FINE

Papito left the group chat

Gorilla tape: well then

fEtus

JUNGKOOK

what

YALL TOLD MY FRIENDS I WAS ATTACKED BY LOVE

yes

And I'm proud

IM TELLING DADS

wAIT

You are my dad(s) boogy woogy woogy

Papito: Dad

Papajoon: yes

Papajin: yes

Papito: Jungkook is being mean :(

Papito: he told my friends about yesterday :((

Papito: I don't wanna go to school tmr cause they'll make fun of me :(((

And that's when you heard the loudest "JUNGKOOK" ever.

"oh shit" you mumble to yourself.

"AHHHHH"

"OH SHIT"