Zurie: This ship is beautiful
Ford: Didn't he have a wife or something?
Dipper: Where is the logic in this ship, its a crazy old man and a animal
Mabel: Dipper! dont you see! This ship is Perfect!
Stan: I'm just confused, even i cant get a lover, yet this crazy man can?
Ford: You jealous? *smirking*
Stan: NO! God no Ford! you should be jealous of him!
Wendy: hello losers, im alive
Dipper: W-Wendy! A h!
Mabel: Hey! nice to see you again
Bill: I'm still here
Zurie: Nobody cares Bill, go fuck a goat
Ford: ZURIE! LANGUAGE!
Zurie: sorry
Bill: *heart broken*
Zurie: Anyway, what do you rate the ship?
Stan: Zero, because i dont care at all
Ford: I'll say a 3, because the logic doesn't make sence
Dipper: I'll say 5, my reason is the same as Uncle Fords
Mabel: QUADTRILLIAN MILLION THOUSAND! its too beautiful! it should happen!
Dipper: Thats not even a number, or a word for the matter
Mabel: Numbers keep going up, there is a number such as that, Duh
Ford: Dipper, Mabel is kinda right
Wendy: wait, whats the ship again?
Zurie: i rate the ship Infinity, because my Number keeps going up
Dipper: thats not- But- Never mind....
Ford: next?
Mabel: yep, Next!
Author: AA HH, WAIT- i am alive, *looks at you, the reader* Sorry for the late update, only now i get to update, and i am exhausted from revising... and i have more revising! woohoo.... Anyway. Thanks for reading! and thanks to those who are fine with the late updates.
Zurie: . . .
Also Zurie: NEXT!
Author: Wait! i have more to sa-
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FanfictionIMPORTANT!!!!!!!! THIS STORY WAS BASED OFF A DIFFERENT STORY I WROTE, WITH 3 EXTRA CHARACTERS NAMED ZURIE (old oc), A BABY (don't ask), AND Y/N. THIS IS A OLD BOOK I WROTE AND I DONT KNOW WHY I ADDED THEM YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED hiiiii! i hope you enjo...
