Flowerpot

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MJ (cleaning apartment, drops flowerpot out of the window): shit, oh well it was useless anyway.

1 hour later...

SH: Hyung! You won't believe what happened today! I was just trying to walk to our apartment when a flowerpot fell right beside me! I CoUld HaVe GoTtEn a COncUssIon!

MJ: oh wow, lucky it missed..

Also MJ: f*ck i should have aimed

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