DELIA:
Business friends
I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months
I don't even know how many
I'd have to check my pay stubs
But, as my guru Otho always says-
Day-O!
CHARLES:
What?
LYDIA:
What's going on Delia?
Are you alright?
DELIA:
Um, I-I am so sorry
I don't-I don't know what just happened
I meant to say-
Me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-o!
CHARLES:
Delia?
Do you need to lie down?
DELIA:
No! No, I just need to-
Daylight come and me wanna go home
What is happening to me?
CHARLES:
Maxie!
MAXIE:
Yes?
CHARLES:
On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say-
Work all night on a drink of rum
ALL, excluding LYDIA:
Daylight come and me wanna go home
DELIA:
Stack banana till the morning come, brrah!
ALL, excluding LYDIA:
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Day, me say day o
Daylight come and me wanna go home
CHARLES:
Come mister tally man, tally me banana
ALL, excluding LYDIA:
Daylight come and me wanna go home
MAXIE/
Come mister tally man tally me banana
ALL, excluding LYDIA:
Daylight come and me wanna go home
CHARLES:
Lydia!
Call 9-1-1!
Wait, why aren't you dancing?
LYDIA:
It's like I told you Dad
This house is haunted
And the ghosts who live here
...want you out!
Barbara, the pig!
BARBARA:
Who wants bacon?!
DELIA:
No! No! I'm a vegan!
CHARLES:
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
ALL, excluding LYDIA:
Daylight come and me wanna go home
MAXINE:
Hide the deadly black tarantula
PIG:
Daylight come and me wanna go home
ALL:
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wanna go home
CHARLES:
Maxie!
Please, forgive me!
If I had known-
MAXIE:
Chuck, you moron! Don't apologize! We're gonna be rich!
CHARLES:
What?
LYDIA:
What?
MAXIE:
I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community"
But a genuine haunted house?
It's a goldmine!
LYDIA:
No!
CHARLES:
Do you hear that Delia?
These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune!
LYDIA:
No, you're supposed to be scared!
ADAM:
Lydia, we're so sorry!
It didn't work!
LYDIA:
There's one thing that can still stop him
BARBARA:
Lydia, no
You don't know what will happen
LYDIA:
I can't keep living like this!
Beetlejuice!
BEETLEJUICE:
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
I'm so glad you changed your mind
You are never gonna regret this
LYDIA:
Beetlejuice...
BEETLEJUICE:
We are gonna make such a great team!
Give me just one... more...
LYDIA:
Beetlejuice!
BEETLEJUICE:
It's showtime!
It's our house now, kid!
LYDIA:
Whoa...
BEETLEJUICE:
Looks like we're not invisible anymore!
YOU ARE READING
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Random♫ Beetlejuice, Bettlejuice, be a doll and spare the lecture ♫ Lyrics to the songs from Beetlejuice the musical! ♫ I thought I knew, but I was wrong! 'Cause life is short, but death is super long ♫
