Hunter x Hunter: Boyfriend Scenarios!

When he is drunk

Leorio:

-He drinks with frequency. Not too often, tho, but he likes to do it some nights to relax.
-He is the funny drunk guy type.
-Jokes more
-Talks more
-He's so clingy with you
-May end up horny
-If you're with him and he went outside to grab a drink with his classmates, he would only brag about you
-"He, HEY, have you seen my girlfriend? She's so pretty huh? I'm fucking lucky!"
-All touchy and cheesy in public
-You want to die in that right instant.
-You arrive at his dorm and help him get into the bed
-As you're undressing him, he looks at you
-"What are you looking at, you perv?"
-"The most beautiful thing" he says, half sober, half drunk
-"Pft, you need to sober up"
-"No, I'm serious, I love you, drunk or not"
-You stay for cuddles, his roommate doesn't care at all
-He falls asleep almost at that right instant, to be honest
-He wakes up grumpy, like usual, but then he sees you in his arms and just
-A stupid, adorable smile appears on his face
-He's so in love with you
-You don't like to drink, usually, but you sometimes do and have fun with your boyfriend
-If Kurapika is there, he either takes him home or is the one making sure he doesn't drink too much
-Basically the mom, unless you're there, if you're, he just talks with you about how silly his friend is
-Karaoke hours
-He sings embarrassing songs for you, and he's not good at it
-You record him so you can show him the next day
-He is embarrassed but laughs with you
-Proclaims himself the Karaoke king
-He NEVER EVER flirts with other girls while being drunk
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He knows who his girl is and needs nothing more 😤

Kurapika:

-He never gets drunk
-He tried drinking once with Leorio
-Since he never drank alcohol before, he easily gets drunk
-It's so shocking to see the serious, calmed and collected Kurapika acting like this
-He does a silly dance on top of a table, Leorio's tie on his head, while people encourage him and you laugh
-He gets all flirty with you
-"Hey hottie" he winks at you
-You burst into laughing, shaking your head
-You've recorded everything for the next day
-He does karaoke duets with Leorio
-You have to drive that night, taking him home
-He is practically asleep when you arrive home
-You try undressing him but he lets himself fall into the bed, you in his arms
-He's asleep already, so you decide not to wake him
-The next day you know his headache is gonna be awful, so you make a good breakfast for him, plus a glass of water with a painkiller
-He absolutely adores you in that moment
-"My hero" he whispers, his head hurting even at his own low tone
-You softly chuckle and enjoy the breakfast in silence
-Cuddles and resting while his head slowly feels better
-When his hangover is over, you show him everything you've recorded or the pics you've taken
-Kurapika gets redder than his scarlet eyes
-He's so, so embarrassed and disappointed on himself
-"Hey, it's okay! You looked really cute and..."
-"And?" he asked, hoping it'll make him feel better with himself
-"It made me happy" he didn't understood the reason "to see you having such a good time for once in forever. You're always so in pain and obsessed with work and your goal... I never get to see you truly happy"
-"Baby, you make me truly happy"

Shalnark:

-Y'all get ready
-This idiot is the funniest drunk man ever
-It's all blurry for him but you have a picture of him trying to kiss Feitan
-Feitan has the most disgusted face, despite being drunk too
-He has the most stupid ideas
-"Brilliant idea: spaguetti cake. It would be both food and dessert"
-Literally wtf
-He says a lot of dumb stuff
-Clingy when drunk, like, a lot
-He hugs EVERYONE and asks you for cuddles
-So drunk he asked a tree to marry him
-Almost made out with a stop signal
-Talks with everyone, even random strangers
-He looks like he has escaped the psychiatric hospital and got super high
-Will whine if you don't cuddle him
-When you're home and helping him to get into pajamas he smiles at you
-"Oh? Princess you're so naughty, if you wanted to do it you could've told me" he laughs
-You roll your eyes "yeah yeah, whatever, now get into the pijama, you idiot"
-The first time you see his spider tattoo, with a numer 6 in the middle. You ask him for it, but he's already asleep
-The biggest hangover
-He wants to die
-The other troupe members tease him
-Feitan tells him that he cheated on you
-At first you found it funny but poor boy Shal felt awful so you told him the nearest thing to cheat on you was that he tried to kiss Feitan, and a signal
-You had pics
-You sent them in the groupchat you have with the members
-It's the newest profile picture of the group
-He hates y'all
-Promises not to get drunk again, but he would in a week

Hisoka:

-Adultrio
-Sorry, I think you didn't get it, I said ADULTRIO.
-The funniest thing you've ever seen
-They get all touchy with each other and you fear they may end up doing a trio that night
-Probably will end up dancing Britney Spears at 6 am
-Hisoka pole dances
-Illumi and Chrollo are his biggest fans
-You've heard them sing Candy Store
-Hisoka is Heather Chandler
-You've never felt more proud of your boyfriend
-If he comes back home alone and drunk, he will more likely be really honest
-It's difficult for him to get drunk, he's really used to alcohol so he has a good resistance
-Hates to be drunk cause he is more sincere and he never remembers what he told you
-The first time he gets drunk since you two got together, he ended confessing his fears to you in bed. He's afraid someday you will leave him because you prefer a better person

-It's not like he regrets doing what he does, but you're so good he feels like he's too bad for you
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Tells you that he loves you truly for the first time, then fall asleep

A/n: hey! Sorry if this one is too short or disappointing :( next one is you finding out Shal is a member of the Phantom Troupe! It'll probably be more long, and will lead later to the "break up/when u argue" scenario, so please be patient and don't give up on the book! Thanks for everything and as always I hope you enjoyed these silly headcanons

P. S: please notice in my book I'm looking for the softer side of Hisoka! I've always read fics where he's really manipulative or cruel, but this is my personal interpretation of how I think he would act if he fell in love for real. I'm sure he can have a soft spot and do his best to stay true to himself while he protects what he loves! This is NOT canon Hisoka and you may have that in mind while reading it, those are just my own headcanons!