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Cast
Guy...........................................
Girl............................................
Guy's Father............................
Paulette...................................
Cousin Neddie....................................
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Boss Fogg..............................
Pervert
(Pur.VURT) -v. 1a: To cause to turn aside or away from what is good or morally right: Corrupt
b: To cause to turn aside or away from what is generally done or accepted: Misdirect
2a: To divert to a wrong end or purpose: Misuse
b: To twist the meaning or sense of: Misinterpret
(PUR.vurt) -n One given to some form of sexual perversion
The stage lights come on, Curtains open
A guy makes his way from the back of the room through the audience towards the stage. He is dressed in a nice button shirt.He has a bouquet of flowers in his hand. Once he arrives in front of the audience, He suddenly turns around and takes a few steps before stopping
GUY
OK,What are you doing? It's not that hard. You walk up to her door and knock, or ring the doorbell.If her parents answer, be polite. And if she answers. just dont be a goof,You dont have to be totally cool. Just dont be a loser.
He takes a deep breath. Turns around. Breathes some more and makes to turn again,but makes a quick move for the stage. He walks to the door and is about to knock,but doesnt. He makes sure his breath and hair and shirt and flowers are presentable. He then rings the doorbell.He puts the flowers behind his back. The door opens and it is a girl who answers.
GIRL
Oh, Hi! How are you?
GUY
Hey!, Hey, Im good. uh how are you?
GIRL
Im Good too.I was just about to start my homework,What are you doing here? Dont you have homework too?
GUY
Yeah.Yeah I do,But I finished it already.So you know.Im good.I think I'll get an A this semester.What do you think you'll get?
GIRL
I dont know,I might get a B,I dont Know,Math isnt my strongest subject,But if I get a B, Ill be satisfied.
GIRL's Father's Voice
Honey,Who's at the door?
GIRL
IT's OK daddy. IT's for me. It's just a friend from school.
GIRL's Father's voice
OK,Just dont be too long,You've got your homework to take care of!
GIRL
Alright Daddy! I will! (back to GUY) Anyway, So ya,What's up?
GUY
Well..uh...I just..Uh...Here.
He pulls The flowers from behind him, she smiles and her body contorts cutely.
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Humora religious leader has a tight grip on his congregation while a young couple find themselves confronting him and everyone else that he has control over.