barthy & bren: the beefrod book

Chapter 2: coffee boi

I woke up to a text from my group chat of real friends

Ruby ❤: hey barthy. wanna go to Starbucks with us? it's on us, birthday girl!

Izzy 💛: yes! that'd be so much fun!

I roll my eyes at the fact that they want to go to Starbucks of all places.

me: I don't like Starbucks. It always tastes burnt. Can we go to that small coffee house? It's so good!!

Sammie 💙: i like that idea better, barthy

Ruby ❤: sounds good

I get ready to head out when Lakynn stops and wishes me a happy birthday, to be honest, i didn't know she remembered. “thank you. have a good day... I guess” i whisper the last part and head out.

after walking for about 20 minutes, my friends and I arrived at the not-basic small coffee house. as soon as we opened the wooden door, I locked eyes with the most beautiful barista I had ever seen, he looked familiar too... wait is that the drunk guy who came to my door last night??

"hello?? barthy??" I snapped out of my trance to hear ruby yelling at me. "barthy are you okay? you've been staring at that guy for like a minute now. we need to order our drinks." 

"oh, I'm sorry i was just... distracted" I responded.

"distracted by THAT RODDDDDDDD!!??" Sammie yelled.

"SAMMIE STOP!!" I shouted, instantly turning red. because yes, I wanted that rod.

I glanced over at the sexy barista and he was staring...AT ME??? he kept looking me up and down and now I was getting flustered. I'm not like other girls but I was HORNYYYY for the barista boi.

"barthy you're staring again!! do you know what you want they're ready to take our order," Izzy asked.

"uhhh i want that hot barista's rodmilk- UHHHH I MEAN- I DIDNT SAY THAT- I'LL JUST TAKE A DECAF MOCHA!" wow I can't believe I just said that in front of my new friends! that's so embarrassing, now they're gonna really know im horny for the coffee boi. 

"ma'am this is an edgy coffee shop," said the other barista who was NOT very hot. I walked to a table in the back and sat down. my birthday was going very... interesting so far.

"BARTHY!!" I heard the sexy barista
call my name to pick up my...decaf
mocha. I stepped up to grab my
coffee and the hot barista WINKED
AND SMIRKED as he handed it to
me. AHHHHHH!!!! I sat down with
my coffee and noticed something
written on the back. "for barthy
😉😏❤️ text me (420)-420-6969
-Brendon ❤️"

"OH MY GOD!!" I practically moaned.
"whoa sis did you just get over your
pp?" sammie questioned.
"no! guys look at this" I shouted as I
showed my friends the back of the
cup.
"TEXT HIM RIGHT NOW" ruby
yelled.
"WHAT AM I GONNA SAY???" I said,
panicking, he's so hot and i don't
want to mess this up.
"just say 'hey Brendon, can I come
over and get that beefrod tonight? 😏😏😉😉" Sammie said.
"NO!" I responded. I want the
beefrod but I don't wanna look
desperate. he's soooooo hot. even
his name is hot. I can just imagine
myself moaning his nam-

"WHOA OKAY HONEY YA DON'T
NEED TO SHARE EVERYTHING
THAT'S GOING ON IN THAT HORNY
LIL BRAIN OF YOURS!!" shouted
ruby. fuck. did i say that out loud?!
well I've just embarrassed myself
again.

my friends and I walked back to our building and as soon as i got back to my dorm room I pulled out my phone and started typing out a text to Brendon. I hope Brendon likes girls who aren't like other girls.

 me: Hey Brendon

 I start. I don't know where to go from here. you can't just tell someone right off the bat that you want their meatpole inside you. I continue typing, 

me: Hey Brendon, it's me Barthy from the coffee house. I just wanted to say that j thought you were really cute 😘

AHHHHHH should i send that? I'm gonna ask my friends. I feel like this is too basic. I'm edgy so i don't want to sound like the other girls.

to be continued...