Taebear: Um... I have something to announce.
Jungbunny: What is it boo uwuwu💜💜
Yoongles: What is it this time😧
HobiHobi: Did you get a new pupper? If so I get to name it's this time
HobiHobi: Hmmmmmm let's name em' Hope World😁
Jinlikesnamtiddies: I think tf not we finna name it slut drop or "drops" for short
Justiceforjoonie: Jin, sweetie.
Jinlikesnamtiddies: yes daddy?
Justiceforjoonie:...........
Yoongles: FFS get a FoCkiN room😤Jibooty: Wtf did I just virtually walk into-
Jinlikesnamtiddies: Joonie won't let me give him a lap dance so im finna protest.
Justiceforjoonie: Jin we're in a FoCkiN cafe!
Jibooty:.... Ight imma head out.
Taebear: WTF CAN WE HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION FOR ONCE, I SAID I HAVE SOMETHING TO ANNOUNCE!!
Jungbunny: YES BOO POP OFF! UWUWU💜💜💜
justiceforjoonie: IT'S NOT ME IT'S JIN!
Yoongles: FFS CAN WE GET TO THE POINT I HAVE A MOCHI TO ATTEND TO!
Jibooty: I was summoned?
Taebear: okay okay.... so the announcement..
HobiHobi: Is?...
Tabear: I BOUGHT US TICKETS TO PARIS!!!
Taebear: AND WE LEAVE IN 2 WEEKS SO PREPARE FOR SOME FUNNNN~!!
Jibooty: Wait really?!?!?
HobiHobi: ReAlLy?!?!?
Taebear: Yes, really😁
HobiHobi: NOICE
Jinlikesnamtiddies:.......
Taebear:...........
Justiceforjoonie:................
Taebear:.....................
Jinlikesnamtiddies:.........................
HobiHobi:.....................................
Jinlikesnamtiddies: What did you do😑
Taebear: I may or may have not ate the last bag of those chips you like-
HobiHobi: oop-👀👀
Justiceforjoonie: Oh you done did it now
HobiHobi: Lowkey thought that was a "who could send the most periods" contest but okay
Jinlikesnamtiddies:.....
Jinlikesnamtiddies: You know what-
Jinlikesnamtiddies: I'm not even mad
Jinlikesnamtiddies: You got lucky this time tae
Taebear: Phew😧
Taebear: I almost peed my pants
Jungbunny: So do I un-barricade the door now?
Taebear: Yes bby
Jungbunny: Okie😁😁
Yoongles: I'm conveniently happy now
Yoongles: ....Thanks taetae
Taebear: Np hyung🤗🤗
Jibooty: PARIS HERE WE COME!!
HobiHobi:.......So no new pupper?
Jinlikesnamtiddies: Hush before you ruin the moment.
Yoongles: Too late.😑
Justiceforjoonie: I second that. 🖐
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I'm back peeps...
It's honestly been a hot minute since I've posted a chapter, and I sincerely apologize😔. It's just I've been hella busy with school, when I say junior year is extra, it really is. Like i got put in honors classes and huntey lemme tell you, it ain't it. I get tests at least 2-3 times a week per class, I got a quiz everyday in one of them and in the others I get maybe a quiz or two a week. I get a project or more almost every week and on top of that I got lame ass homework like c'mon can I get a break?!??😤
N e ways this authors note is getting super long so imma end it here. See you next chapter loves😁😁💜💜~momo💕
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Just Crackhead Things
FanfictionThis is my very first attempt at making a somewhat book so bare with me lol. But basically it's just a bunch of crackhead things I would think BTS text each other. Enjoy~!!! >0<