(Conjunction House)(MB at breakfast)
EJ: Damn who ate all the waffles?
Prince: i don't know
Ray: it aint me
Ej; where roc at?
Prince: i think he’s still asleep.
Roc enters the kitchen yawning and scratching his balls.
Roc: good mornin fam.
Roc’s nasty ass hands was about to reach the cereal box but, ray slaps his hand with a spatula.
Ray: i smelt them booty ass hands all the way from here.
Roc: damn aight, imma wash my hands.
Ej: i heard that keisha and walter have a surprise for us today!
Princeton: probably we can finally release our new single or somethin…
Roc: BRUUUUHHH!
Ray: what?
Roc: WE AINT GOT NO WATER FOR CEREAL!
prince: da fuck?
Roc: ya know…
Ray: NIGGA WE GOT TAP WATER!
Princeton: this nigga eat that nasty shit he calls his “specialty”.
Roc: i dont give a fuck. i dont even wanna eat cereal no more. Roc slams the fridge.
EJ:um… we have milk tho.
Roc: yeah, yeah thats the traditional way of eating cereal. you see imma fancy and classy nigga. i dont fuck with tap water when it comes to my cereal, i prefer bottled water…
Ray: this nigga….
All of sudden the boys hear the front door close and footsteps coming toward the kitchen. Prodigy walks in. The boys stare in shock. princeton chokes on his pancake, ej dropped his fork. roc spills the milk, and ray stands in shock.
Prodigy: SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA…
The boys all stare at one another. in dead silence, princeton’s loud ass fart breaks the silence.
Princeton with his eyes wide open:” um, excuse me yall, that chipotle i had last night hittin my gut.
Princeton leaves the kitchen.
Prod: SUP FAM HOW ARE YALL!
Ray: hey prod..
Roc: sup bruh
Ej: soo, this was the surprise?
Prodigy: Ok guys!, keisha and walker said i can work with yall on the new album! we could make a song together or somethin!
Roc: dats nice… i guess.
Ray: tru.
EJ reads cereal box.
Prod: would this be a problem with you… um EJ?
Ej ignores prod by looking outside at the birdsnest.
Prod: EJ?
EJ dances to kidzbop off his phone hooked up to the speakers.
EJ: what, you say? cant hear you?
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Crazy Niqqa Chronicles Part 12
HumorIS PROD COMIN BACK OR NAH? November 1st, 2013 it was announced that Prodigy of Mindless Behavior, had left the group to go solo. Fans all around the world were heartbroken and devastated. since then, prodigy has been doing solo work… but hasn’t cam...
