incorrect smplive vol. 2

some of the boys as things i overheard at school

travis: "is that a plastic straw?! i thought we were saving the turtles!!"

carson: "danger! you could die!"

cooper: "look, its the girl who snorted crushed nachos yesterday!"

noah: "remember that time i ate a poptart off the floor?"

joko: "twitter is for queers so i guess im gay now."

schlatt: "just kiss her already and make her go away!"

mason: "did you know that 90% of rapes start at the shoulders?"

mikey: "only gay people get to call people faggots. so, you're a faggot."

luemas: "ted, remember that time you took a bite out of a banana and almost threw up bc of it?"

ted: "if travis and cooper dont show up in the next 5 seconds then im legally allowed to break their knees."

sam: "obamga."

sneeg: "brb for a hot sec i need to go have a mental breakdown."

josh: "wanna fight you overgrown vibrator?!"

connor: "listen,,, im a professional at stealing donuts."

ty: "its always who's joe and never how's joe."

reflex: "imagine being an almost legal adult."

a/n: uh ya yeet sorry for not updating for a good bit-- i've been focused on school aksjs