╚»★«╝ Thor: Seductive Lord Of Thunder ╚»★«╝

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Thor created a chat
Thor added Valkyrie, Grandmaster, and Loki
Thor: Mister Grandmaster, please stop telling everyone I stole your "manz"

Thor: I don't even understand what that means

Valkyrie: you poor, poor, soul

Loki: get educated

Thor: I am!

Thor added y/n

Thor: help, my love, they are making fun of my old, fossil brain :(

Y/n: ...

Y/n: that's not what they're doing

Loki: i knew you were my favorite of my brothers girlfriends :)

Thor: ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY PRINCESS?!

Loki: NO!

Y/n: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SCREAM TEXTING!?

Valkyrie: hello y/n :)

Valkyrie: how was your day?

Y/n: great! How was yours, Val?

Valkyrie: great, but i was missing my wine buddy :(

Y/n: I'll drive over there now

Y/n: just say it

Thor: but we have movie night tonight :(

Grandmaster: Anyways, back to me.

Y/n: you never talked in this chat before-

Grandmaster: MELTING STICK!

Y/n: you can't melt me through the phone

Grandmaster: I know

Grandmaster: I wanted you to shut up

Grandmaster: back to the real problem, this seductive lord of thunder stole my grand champion :/

Thor: it's god!

Thor: seductive god of thunder!

Thor: how many times do I have to say that?

Thor: also, Bruce is an avenger

Thor: he needed to be on earth

Grandmaster: he needs to be on sakar

Valkyrie: men

Y/n: you gotta love em

Korg joined the chat

Korg: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you

Y/n: we know who you are korg

Y/n: Thor, hurry up

Y/n: I've been waiting for like 3 hours

Loki: 15 minutes

Thor: I'm coming, my princess

Korg: Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again

Thor: noobmaster

Thor: rain check

Thor left the chat
Korg left the chat

Grandmaster: fine, goodbye

Grandmaster left the chat

Valkyrie: so, Loki

Valkyrie: when are you going to tell them

Loki: never. It's fun :)

Y/n: it really is

Valkyrie: y/n, I'm on my way and I have wine

Y/n: I love you

Valkyrie left the chat
Y/n left the chat

Loki: noobmaster69 wins again!

Loki left the chat

Sorry this took so long, it was a draft for a while

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