Exp walks into a forest, expecting nothing, and he sits on a bench.
Exp: "Ah, what a beautiful night, the birds are chirping, the crickets are cricking, night's like these make me so horny, but I never get the chance to do the thing."
????: "Did i hear horny?"
Exp: "What, who said that."
Giftcard: "Me, GIFTCARD."
Exp: "Jeez, no need to yell little girl.'
Giftcard: "Yell? YELL?!!!!!!! I'm horny too, but you said you where always horny."
Exp: "Yeah but not for you Pesophile, plus I should know the person first."
Giftcard: "Pesophile? PESOPHILE?!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY. And also, you said you don't know who I am, well. Who am I, who am I, what are you even saying, I'm the loser of the game that you didn't know you where playing."
Exp: "Ew, another Spinel pfp kid."
Giftcard: "THAT'S IT, it's time to get what I actually want, what have craved, FOR A LONG TIME"
Giftcard touches Exp's crotch and reveals a huge... what is this.. TENTACLE?
Chapter end.
