"Umm Mr.Hawkeye? What are we doing?" I ask as Hawkeye opens a vent that looks big enough for a human to go through.
"It's a secret passage!" Hawkeye yells out, grinning.
???? what the heck
"Are you sure about that?" MJ asks raising an eyebrow.
"Oh god it's a mini Nat," Hawkeye mutters, horrified.
I snicker and Hawkeye looks at me for a second before turning back around.
"You children have no idea what wonders there are in the vents!" Hawkeye says excitedly.
"COME ON GUYS! I'M ACTUALLY REALLY CURIOUS WHY CLINT STAYS IN THE VENTS ALL THE TIME!" Shuri yells out before getting into the vent
"I'm kinda scared," Ned says quietly but gets into the vents anyway.
MJ just stares unimpressed before she moves towards me.
"Wha-" I start as MJ pushes me and Hawkeye into the vents
"MJ WHY!?" I scream in betrayal as MJ closes the vents and turns around.
"MJ NOOOOO DON'T BETRAY US LIKE THIS!" I plead but she's already gone.
Welp.
That happened.
I continue lying down on the floor, face down, of the vents dramatically.
"Peter get uuuuuppp," Ned whines
"No," I say defiantly
"Peeeeteeeeerrrrrrrr," Ned and Shuri both start whining
"I'm going to die. Facedown in these vents. It's my DESTINY," I say not getting up from the floor
"PEEEEEETERRRRRRRRR," Ned, Shuri and Hawkeye say whining.
I grumble and Hawkeye just decides 'fuck it' and lifts me up like a baby.
If I wasn't hiding my powers I would stick to the floor but alas my dramatic self will have to s u f f e r.
I am NOT a baby
Yes you are
No, I'm not
Yes, you ar-
WAIT FUCK THE FOURTH WALL
Lmao it dead
Beter you are not helping
Is that the end of the fourth wall break for this chapter?
No
Shut your fuck and let me think
But-
Story
...FiNe
"SO NOW!!!!!!! THE TOUR OF THE VENTS!!!!" Hawkeye yells standing up, with me still in his arm
"Why,,, is there standing room??? In the vents?????" Ned asks confused
"SO I CAN STAND IN IT!!!! Duh!" Hawkeye says matter-a-factly
"He got Tony to make the vents big," Shuri says in a monotone voice
"sTOP EXPOSING ME," Hawkeye pleads, but it reaches deaf (haha) ears
"Nah," Shuri says cooly
"What's so cool about the vents?" Ned asks Mr.Hawkeye looking around
"Oh I'll show you," he winks then starts running in the vents soundlessly
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A Spider's Family
FanfictionPeter Parker was an average teenager- well as average as life can get when you're a superhero orphan that goes by the name Spiderman. Everyday was the same wake up, go to school, get bullied, go on patrol, go back to the orphanage and go to sleep...
