𝑼𝑵𝑷𝑶𝑷𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 𝑶𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺

why i hate your zodiac sign

ahhh shit, here we go again

aries:
y'all try way too hard to get everyone to like you while being the most unlikeable and annoying person. you guys are very passive aggressive and have no mental capacity to deal with situations instantly. y'all let your emotions get in the way too much.

taurus:
probably the laziest sign in the entire zodiac. i never want to interact with any of you cause y'all are so draining and DEFENSIVE. y'all swear you're different but you're a basic lazy BITCH.

gemini:
you guys are the most two faced dirty bitches. you guys literally have to talk shit about everyone to mask how shitty you are. never takes accountability for ANYTHING. you guys have your opinions about everyone but you're 100x worse than they could ever be.

cancer:
yawnnnnnn.....
you guys are so boring and emotional i could never. what do you guys do all day other than blaming other people for your problems? and you guys always play the victim when you start shit.

leo:
you guys are the most arrogant, self centered, and flat people on earth. when will y'all realize that material thangs aren't gonna hide your insecurities? you guys feel the need to comment on everything and when someone says something to contradict that, Y'ALL LOSE IT. you couldn't pay me to pay attention to you.

virgo:
you guys need some fucking xanax cause i could feel your anxiety a mile away. you guys want everything to be so perfect when nobody gives a SHIT. you're spending all this time trying to be perfect but not enjoying a second of life. a fucking tragedy.

libra:
if cap was a sign then it's libra. y'all are full of gimmicks and that's the only thing keeping you interesting. please go find a personality that doesn't include your "unique" looks. okay we get it you're edgy but i still wouldn't want to talk to y'all. and i take what i said about every sign playing victim cause that's all you guys do.

scorpio:
ohhh brotherrr.....
y'all are full of shit and the fakest bitches ever. i have trust issues with you guys cause y'all use any piece of information toward your advantage. if it's not benefiting you, then you'll tune out. i don't even have any energy to talk about how shitty you idiots are.

sagittarius:
and the award to the worst and most useless zodiac sign goes to you.
not only are you guys manipulators but y'all don't care about anyone other than yourselves. you do everything to benefit you and if it doesn't, you'll spend time being angry at it. you think everyone likes you when the truth is, WE DONT.

capricorn:
y'all are so irrelevant that i forget you exist but y'all are some hypocrites. you offer nothing to the world and aren't innovative. NEXT.

aquarius:
prolly the most artificial sign of them all. y'all depend on public opinion and material things to define who you are. if you aren't wearing the newest shit, then y'all will die. you guys have no personality so please go buy one.

pisces:
y'all are emotional LEECHES. please go find something to do instead of this tired ass victim narrative and your horny ass on my timeline. y'all sweets you're the shit and think people are crazy when they don't wanna be with your crazy asses.