Stuck in Jail (Comedy)

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Some of the juveniles were in jail for idk, something.

Peter(PeterParkerRomanoff): This is great, i'm dead. Ya know, when we were in MY car, and i was running the show. I dont remember one single time we all got arrested!

Nick(corvellas): that's true

Dana(lasenoriita): would you just relax? We're all in trouble here

Peter: oh no no, no no. We're not all in trouble here. You're an adult.

Dana: -_-

Peter: * looks over at Nick * your parents don't live in this state

Nick: :/

Peter: * looks over at Star * your parents don't even live in this world!

Star(what's her account name?😂): -,-

Peter: * looks over at cindy * your parents are missing, we don't know where they are at

Cindy(silkywebs): bruh -_-

Peter: * looks at Roxie * your mom is dead, your dad is in the mental hospital. And Daya...she is probably drunk

Roxie: -_- * wants to stab someone *

Peter: so that leaves me, i'm the only one who really is in trouble

Roxie: look, Peter, I'll be in much trouble as you are soon as Daya sobers up

Nick: i'll be deported

Everyone: * looks at him *

Nick: there gonna send me back to my home land, a beautiful island in-

Cop: * walks in * okay, who's the ring leader here?

Everyone but Peter: he is * points to Peter *

Peter: >:0

Cop: * gives Peter a dime * you get one phone call

Nick & Star: to anyone? :D

Cop: one local phone call * leaves *

Nick & Star: ಠ_ಠ

Cindy: who do we call?

Peter: I'd call Mr.Stark, but I feel safer in jail

Star: I...don't know my phone number

Roxie: Can't call Lucain, it's poker night

Nick: no offense, but isn't it every night poker night for Lucain?

Roxie: * glares at him before hitting him up side the head *

Peter: oo! I got it! I'll call Lucy! * starts to dial her number * Her dad's a lawyer, and she got a checkbook * waits for her to pick up *

Dana: who's Lucy?

Roxie: The girl he likes who is also 19

Star & Cindy: * starts to ship it *

Lucy: * picks up the phone * hello?

Peter: Lucy! Oh thank god!...I was driving a stolen vehicle and I got arrested

Lucy: Oh my god, are you okay?!

Peter: Yeah, i'm fine. It's lonely in the joint

The juveniles: * gives the 'am i a roach to you' expression *

Lucy: oh my god, you're really in jail?! What if you never get out?!

Peter: That would suck

Lucy: that would Peter. And I promise, the minute you get out i'm gonna prove my love to you (not that way you sick fucks)

Peter: T-Thanks! * is blushing a bit *

Lucy: Peter, do you even know what I mean?

Peter: Yes!...No.

Lucy: We're gonna get married you idiot!

Peter: ALRIGHT! * hangs up * WHOOO!

Roxie: * left eye twitches * did you have a good chat?

Peter: ooooh yeeeaaah * chuckles *

Star: * is about to strangle him * wanna know what's funny?

Peter: heh, what?

Dana: NOTHING BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T CALL FOR HELP!!

Peter: o.o...someone give me another dime

Nick: we only had one dime, we only got one phone call

Peter:...someone give me a spoon, I'm gonna dig my way out

Cindy: * is about to tackle him *

Nick: * holds her back *

Wade: * is on one of the top bunks * its gonna be okay -

Everyone: SHUT UP WADE!

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