Naruto the tale of the shinobi tamer(discontinued)

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Thirteen year-old Naruto Uzumaki was having the time of his life. He'd just completed the longest series of pranks in his lifetime. From the moment he woke up to right this moment he'd been pranking. First off it was booby trapping Iruka-sensei's desk to fall apart, then pouring hot sauce in everyone's lunches, setting buckets of water above every door in the academy, taping a "Kick Me" sign to Mizuki-sensei when he tried to scold him, not to mention setting Lust Dust in the Pokegirl facilities' air shafts. Finally, he had painted the Hokage Monument, giving all four Hokage's neon orange mustaches and owl glasses. That was probably the best one.

Right now he was running from the victims of his wonderful pranks, laughing his head off as he sped through the streets of Konoha, a group of wet, dusty academy students, men, women and sex-craved Pokegirls who were chasing their tamers running after him.

"Losers!" he laughed as he ran around a corner and ducked into an alleyway as the mob ran after him. "They'll never catch me."

"Is that so, Naruto?" came a familiar voice from behind him.

"Urk," he choked as he turned around. "I-I-Iruka-sensei!"

The scar-faced chunin sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Naruto, I can get why you pulled all those other pranks," he said, "but why did you have to go and paint the Hokage monument like that?"

Naruto swallowed but kept his composure. He'd planned for this happening. "'Cause I'm gonna be the greatest Shinobi ever and become Hokage!" he said, pumping his fist. "And I'll be the only Tamer in history who becomes Hokage and I'll surpass everyone else before me! Even the Yondaime!"

Iruka sighed as he grabbed Naruto by his jacket collar and started dragging him towards the Hokage building. "Naruto, you'll never become Hokage if you keep pulling these stupid pranks," he scolded. "Honestly, why did you even think about putting Lust Dust in the Pokegirl facilities?"

Suddenly a very female shadow fell over them both. Iruka looked up and swallowed as Naruto grinned. "That's why," he said. "Hey, Miyu-chan!"

"Hello, Naruto-kun," said the Dominatrix in a sweet voice as she looked at her tamer, her stilettos clicking on the roof. "You, Iruka Umino, are coming with me. You still owe me for last night."

"M-Miyu-chan," Iruka stammered as the Plant/Poison Pokegirl lashed her whip around his waist. "I, um, have to, uh, punish Naruto! Yeah, I have to punish Naruto for...these...pranks."

Miyu licked her lips at the word "punish" and Iruka swallowed, seeing that her hair and shoulders were covered with Lust Dust. Oh boy was he going to get it tonight! With a girlish shriek that one would normally expect from a certain pink-haired banshee coming from Iruka, his Pokegirl gave the whip a yank and with a squeal of joy from Miyu, the two of them vanished out of sight. Naruto sighed, thankful that he'd remembered to fix Lust Dust in Iruka's house as well. Thank Kami-sama for giving the world Pokegirls.

Pokegirls had appeared around twelve years ago all over the elemental nations in a wave that spread out and engulfed the known world. A species of only females who possessed powers that rivaled trained Shinobi that required sex on a daily basis had raised some forms of alarm. Most people (civilian council) called for their execution initially, but slowly the Shinobi population changed their minds when they saw the powers that the Pokegirls possessed. After the general hysteria in the civilian population had calmed down, people and Pokegirls began to mix and in some cases partner up. Mostly only Shinobi could handle their powers, but a few species could get along with civilians.

In the last ten years new class had emerged from the union of humans and Pokegirls: Tamers. Tamers were humans who bonded with Pokegirls and worked with them. Tamers also provided their Pokegirls with the taming that they needed. Last year, the Sandaime had created a class in the academy where students would learn about how to work alongside with Pokegirls. Naruto thought he did okay in that class. Unlike Iruka-sensei's lectures, these were interesting. And it would all pay off, since the graduation exam was coming up the day after tomorrow. And according to Jiji, the exam would be a little different than in years past, but the old man wouldn't tell him anything about it.