hOe's straw

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Bakusquad.

Dumbki, Tape dispenser, Bakuhoe, Y/N, Pinky, Eijibro

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Me: YOoOo

Pinky: Hey Y/N!

Tape dispenser: Morning

Eijibro: Good morning!

Me: So I have something
to share

Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Me: Fuck it

Me: Oh wait

Tape dispenser: What?

Me: Is the hoe online?

Me: Oh he's not

Eijibro: Go on bro

Me: Good, good

Me: Okay, so as I was saying

Me: Pffft

Me: I went to hoe's house
since I have to return
his notes that I've borrowed
last friday

Dumbki: It's a surprise that he
actually entrusted u with it

Pinky: Yeah gurl

Me: Ofc, I'll lash out if he
acted like a bitch

Me: Anyway, when I went
there his mom greeted me and
make me sat at their living room.
Not to mention guys but she's
hot af, hehe. Dem body

Me: Just picture Bakugou with
loaded boobs like Yaomomo's

Tape dispenser: Dammit Y/N

Tape dispenser: I almost spit out
my tea on Mineta in front of me

Me: Who cares about dat
fucking raisin shit

Me: Go on, spit it out all on him
along w/ ur mixed snot

Pinky: Haha disgusting

Dumbki: r0od

Eijibro: U r too harsh bro

Me: Okay, so I waited for the
hedgehog to left his room.
So when he finally to
went out, I handed him his
notes. I was already abt 2 go
but his hOt momma said that
I shouldn't go with an empty
stomach

Me: So I say I don't mind.
While his mom was preparing
the snacks and hoe and I are
chillin in the couch, his
mom yelled

Me: She's like 'KATSUKI DO
YOU WANT ME TO WARM SOME
MILK FOR YOU?!'

Me: Then the hoe got
flustered af! He yelled 'NO!
YOU STOOPED OLD HAG!'

Me: His mom said 'BUT YOU
ALWAYS LIKE SOME WITH UR
FAVORITE STRAW'

Me: I'm like trying not to fart
for stifling my laughs
the whole time

Pinky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pinky: Never in my life I've ever
imagined Bakugou drinking
milk!

Me: But da best of it is
that his mom still made
him some milk!

Me: BROS I SAW THE STRAW

Me: IT'S SWIRLY AND PINK

Pinky: I'm choking on my own
tears and snot rn!!!

Tape dispenser: HAHAHAHAHA

Tape dispenser: His ego bro!

Me: DA SHAME

Eijibro: DUDE WTF

Eijibro: That's totally out of
Bakugou's character!

Dumbki: Already screenshots
this bro!

Me: Pffftt

Me: Ikr!

Me: JUST DON'T TELL THE
HOE OK?!

Bakuhoe: u little piece of shit

Me: AHA

Me: Gtgfastbye





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Alright I'm gunna sleep now

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