Quotes and Ideas

Quotes #1

This chapter will be quotes from the outside world (mostly me), and its kinda funny, so enjoy ✌

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you can do it if you get past the unrelenting pain

I've caused myself more grief than I intended

*aggressively* YA I GOT A WRIST

quench thirsted

dapper kyle

i will vicariously smoke weed thru u

they're not vans they're Nike's, and i just cant do it.

my voice does not match the length of my legs

Who cares about who's a virgin and who's not when life has already fucked us all

i cheated my way through spanish, and im not afraid to do it again.

*in the first term* ahh, here we go. 46 absences, and 3 fs. stay in school.

hey, its me, the hottest whore in the car!

me: where are we going?
1: to get blumpkins 😜
2: and maybe some milk! :)

dad: drip could also mean-
both of us: pearl necklace/chlamydia

*whispering* im gonna beat you with a straw i jammed up your butt.

*motions for someone to come over with just 1 finger* i made you come with one finger. imagine what i could do with my whole hand.

were you born in a toilet? bc ur the shit.

hi im horny.

they say ur tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. wanna wrestle?

hey baby, im hung like a tic tac. wanna freshen up?

*very loudly and sexually in CAD class* aw dude im SO CLOSE

im gonna go smoke and... adjust my crotch.

pennywise is horny on main.

Suck my metaphock.

you know who likes putting dick up their ass? Usain Bolt

i was being a good citizen, which happens in the most inopportune times.

why not drink some glue? you're gonna die anyways.

i was daydreaming and thought how horrible it would be if our eyes had nipples.