The two argued inside the empty classroom, the sunlight illuminating through the window.
"Why do i have to work with you?"
"Don't start, just think this as that movie where Leonardo Decaprio stared in with that other girl or something?"
" Do you mean Titanic or Romeo + Juliet?"
"That Romeo and Juliet film, i heard the two actors didn't get along either, but they still gave a good performance. So let's be professional."
"True, but at least Leonardo Decaprio was cute."
Zeyu hit Y/n on the head with his notebook
"Ouch, what the heck Zeyu?"
"YOU SAID HE "WAS"! YOU INHUMAN DONKEY"
"What!?"
"YOU SAID LEONARDO DECAPRIO WAS CUTE!"
"And??"
"ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MY HOLYWOOD CRUSH ISN'T CUTE ANYMORE?"
"No, Leo is still hella cu- wait did you say Leonardo Decaprio's you Hollywood crush?"
Silence filled the room
"...yes"
ZEYU × READER TWITTER CRACK AU
♡Includes:
A piece of Drama
A pinch of angst
A slice of smut- sikE you pedo!
A whole bowl of fluff
A party of romance
(or that's what I'm trying lol-)
A waterfall of crack
Terrible humor
Cringey writing
(might rewrite someday)
FAKE Twitter threads, posts and some dm messages
♡teaser↓
BOSSZEYU:
Hey, freak!
Jia Y/N:
What do you want?
BOSSZEYU:
Does Hanyu
Still
Have
Jia Y/n:
If you're going to ask if my brother has naked girls dancing in his living room, i'm telling everyone that you enjoy sending Xinlong fanart of himself in the form of a love letter
BOSSZEYU:
nothing scares me-
WAIT
WHAT?
HOW DO YOU KNOW??
Jia Y/n:
I saw you yesterday after school
BOSSZEYU:
;) ohOohO- we have a stalker i see
Jia Y/n:
I will
Eat
Your
Marvel figurines
If you
Don't
Shut up-
BOSSZEYU:
:-(((
buT I lObE my Iron mAn-
Jia Y/n:
As I said
Shut up
-♡Angelic Kookie
YOU ARE READING
YOU?- Yu Zeyu (ON HOLD)
Fanfiction"You crazy freak!" He screams at your face "No, you shut up, Yu Zeyu! Why don't you pick up your whiney good for nothing self and drop your bossy act? You call yourself manly, but you'll never be half of the man you tell yourself to be! Even in this...
