Atsushit:
- You saw him near Starbucks
- You felt bad so you gave him money
- ' Thank you so much, miss- '.
- ' Yeah, now
GET YO DIRTY HANDS OFF BITCH, '.
- ' It don't dirty, '.
- ' YES IT DO, '.
- ಠ_ಠ
Daddyzai:
- Do ThA DoUblE sUiciDe wEth MeH
- You were drinking coffee at Starbucks
- ' YOU! '.
- ' Me? '.
- ' DO THA DOUBLE SUICIDE WETH MEH, LOTUS FLOWAH! '.
- ' I'm extremely uncomfortable, si- '.
- ' SPREAD THA SUICIDE AROUND
ZA WARUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! '.
- ...
- ' Um... SECURITY? '.
Ideals manner, bitch:
- DAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN
- SHE AIN'T WASTIN TIME NU-UH
- Four eyes better be lookin' at her
- You were scolding a group of thugs that are wasting yo time at Starbucks
- ' Is she....
ZA ONE? '.
- Ideal bro entered the chat
- ' DOPPO POET! '.
- And they dead
- ' Thank you for your help, I must go to work now, '.
- ...
- MAH IDEAL WOMAAAAAANNNNNN, I'M COMIN FOR THAT PUSSAAAAYYYYYY-
* got slapped *
AkuTakGuna:
* ( Aku Tak Guna= I'm useless
Cause I'm from Malaysia and I'm forced to learn Bahasa so, why not make his name a meme with the Bahasa language? )
- Coughing Intensifies
- You were busy with your work at Starbucks with ya laptop
- cough, COUGH
- ' Da fuk is that, that ain't my ringtone, '.
- Emo boi came and ordered black coffee
- ' Fuk, I hate coughing, '.
- You had some cough drops with you so you gave the edgy dude some
- ' I don't need non your cough drops '.
- ' TAKE IT BITCH, '.
- He took it anyway
- Apparently, he coughs less
- Hurray, you
Chu chu, train:
- You were walking down the streets to Starbucks
- ' FUCKIN' DAZAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII- '.
- You turned yo back to see a maniac with a hat
- He stopped
- And run towards you
- ...
- ' HAH,
SHHOORRRTTTTTYYYYYYYYY- '.
- The fuk
- ' I'mma go now, BYE SHORTY! '.
- You smiled
But you knew
That deep down...
You're crying tears of shortness.
Author-Chan:
The most random shit I've ever done.
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Bungo Stray Dogs: Boyfriend Scenarios ( CRACK )
RandomI... Ｄ Ｏ Ｎ 'Ｔ Ｋ Ｎ Ｏ Ｗ。 Well, the title says it all. As an author I have no ideas so ... THIS IS THE ONLY THING I KNOW. But please do enjoy this story. With your BSD Boys in the CRACK! Edition of Bungo Stray Dogs: Boyfriend Scenarios!
