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Dear Hal,
Carol says you've gone on another flight, to Miami or something.
Why didn't you tell me? Wouldn't have killed you to leave a note for once. These surprise trips are getting a little ridiculous at this point. You're not gonna burst into flames if you just communicate for once!
XOXO, Lia, your exasperated roommate who's totally gonna kick your butt when you get home.
