— constant playful banter
— having the same warped sense of humour
— "your girlfriend looks like my mom."
— "HA. wait what."
— accompanying him to the arcade because he doesn't want to be alone with richie
— him soon realizing that was a horrible mistake because richie is the male version of you and the two of you immediately become best friends
— stan quickly becomes the third wheel
— "it was your idea to bring two crackheads together, stan."
— constantly running your fingers through his curls
— (politely) standing up to his father
— a stream of endless compliments
— "you are so BEAUTIFUL i cannot believe
you are my girlfriend."
— having constant pillow fights
— sitting on his lap a lot
— helping him memorise the Torah
— watching him become jealous when richie flirts with you
— "stan, he flirts with anything that has a pulse."
— "then from now on consider you d e a d."
— holds your hand when he's nervous
— he helps you sneak out at night 😳
— visits you at work
— distracts you in class by throwing
crumpled up notes
— the notes usually go along the lines of 'you're pretty' or 'hey can you ask richie out for me? he's such a cutie.'
— he gets you a promise ring and you gladly accept it
— eddie immediately jumps to conclusions and thinks you got married
— "ed's, we're 17. we absolutely did not get married."
— his parents eventually loving you
— LOTS of play wrestling
— he has the irritating ability to make
you blush super easily
