"I know I'm short. Stop telling me!"
"Tears are healthy."
"Don't hate me cus I'm beautiful!!"
"Is BUTTER a CARB?"
...Cheesy Pickup Lines...and comebacks...
Are you from Wisconsin cause we is come in.
Are you cause that was pretty cheesy
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Really? I would put F and U together
I lost my number can I have yours?
Yeah *types in your choice of fast food restaurant number and smile innocently* Call me!
Your a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
A NINE?!? IM AN 11 AND YOUR THE 1 I NEED TO FRICK OFF!!!
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props if you know what movie that phrase is from...
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