Superman's Life

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To: Superman

Q: What is your kryptonite? 

Superman: Ummm...

JK! How is supergirl and yourself doing? 

Superman: Which superman are you talking to? 

Superman (Kal-L 1960s): Yeah, which one?

Superman (Silver Age/1986): Is it me? Well, technically, I am not so sure of Supergirl... I was enemies with Aquaman...

Superman (From Smallville): Well, my supergirl is fine...

Batman: This is getting annoying...I hate paradoxes... 

Superman(s): Why?

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

Supermans: Fine... 

*All supermans merge into general superman*

Superman: Yeah, Kara's alright... And scary sometimes...And I'm fine...Why? DID SOMETHING HAPPENED!?!?OMG!!!  KARAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Supergirl: Calm down, Clark. I'm fine! Jeesh!

Superman: *hugs Supergirl* 

Supergirl: You...have...super...strength...dying...here...

Superman: Oh, sorry *Lets go* 

Batman: *To Supergirl* I think you just did a crime, cuz you just stole my heart. 

Supergirl: ugh! 

Superman: Bruce, stick to girls in catsuits! 

Batman: I'm not "bruce", I'm Batman.

Groot: I AM GROOT! 

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Don't know why I added Groot there, but eh...

Random fact: MOCKINGJAYYYYYY!!!!! 

Q: Who is your celebrity crush? 

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