This is just like The Sergeant's Random Book, volumes 1 and 2! Different title since my username is Courage_Of_Hobbits rather than ARC_Trooper_Courage! Thank y'all for putting up with me through the first two books! Now, are y'all ready for more cra...
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JUST LOOK AT THAT CUTE FACE!
Aragorn: *a little freaked out*
Beerus: Here we go again. *yawns*
Darth Vader: *crosses arms in annoyance*
WHAT!? HE IS SO ADORABLE!
Rachel, my two year old sister, was making me show her pictures of him, and even she said "he's cute"! And NO, DARTHY, I ACTUALLY SAID NOTHING TO HER ABOUT HIM BEING CUTE, SHE SAID IT BY HERSELF!
Darth Vader: Are you sure about that?
YES I AM!
SHE SAID IT BY HERSELF! PROMISE! CROSS MY HEART! But I don't hope to die, nor do I stick a needle in my eye, thank you very much!
She said he's cute. And DO NOT GET AFTER ME IF YOU HEAR HER CALL HIM HOT, BECAUSE MY MOM IS THE ONE THAT TOLD HER ARAGORN IS HOT, NOT I!
For once, it's not me! So stop blaming me all the time! STAWP IT, PLEASE, I DID NOT TEACH HER HAWT!
Darth Vader: Somewhere here on Wattpad, there is actually a chapter where you do call someone hot, and Rachel mimicked you. You did teach her that one.
