keith just posts because he's bored.
lance is a famous instagram model.
keith sees lance's account and crushes hard.
lance is way out of keith's league.
keith just doesn't see any way that a guy like lance could like him.
-a completed instagram au-
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256,900 likes k.kogane: was fun hanging out with you @g.riffi.n ;)
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takashi.shirogamer: EW KEITH STOP I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED OF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE SEX | k.kogane: STFU I USED TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU AND ADAM BANGING EVERY NIGHT. I HAVE PTSD | takashi.shirogamer: AHDHWBEJWWB OKAY FINE I'M SORRY
g.riffi.n: ur good at taking picture of me b | k.kogane: i like to capture images of fine art | g.riffi.n: oh fuck that was SMOOTH boy
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new chat with lance_mcclain and katieholtisgay
lance_mcclain: :(
katieholtisgay: ugh did ryan break up with you? bby im so sorrryyyy
lance_mcclain: stfu no he didn't
katieholtisgay: oh lol i'm just used to comforting you about breakups
katieholtisgay: what happened then?
lance_mcclain: did you see keith's latest post?
katieholtisgay: yeah, hunk choked on bread when we saw it
lance_mcclain: i'm not over keith
lance_mcclain: i felt super jealous
lance_mcclain: kms
katieholtisgay: well that is not good
katieholtisgay: is ryan not good at sex or something?
lance_mcclain: stFu he is good at sex but i can't stop thinking about keith
katieholtisgay: DURING SEX WITH RYAN????
lance_mcclain: KSNDJWJ NO
lance_mcclain: AND IF IT THEORETICALLY HAPPENED THEN IT WOULD ONLY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BIT
katieholtisgay: ew you're a dumb whore
lance_mcclain: thAnks dr phil
katieholtisgay: u need to break up with ryan if the highlight of sex with him is when u think about keith
lance_mcclain: i never said it was
lance_mcclain: it was though
lance_mcclain: but i don't wAnna break up with him, keith is with his stupid friEnd
katieholtisgay: c'mon he's not serious about that guy
lance_mcclain: how do you knOw
katieholtisgay: he's only posted one pic of them and it's his half naked body okay
katieholtisgay: just tell keith how you feel
katieholtisgay: BREAK UP WITH RYAN FIRST THOUGH
lance_mcclain: okay fine,,, i'll think about it
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a/n: okay shit's going places! today we learned that ryan is good at sex and that keith is good at taking sexy pictures. wow i really like feeling like the love island host. maybe next chapter lance will even stop being a dumb whore and go for his mans?
