Virgil: So I took Roman to watch Hamilton......
Virgil: And.....
Virgil: He. Won't. Shut. UP!
Roman: *bursting into the room* I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT! I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT! HEY YO I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY AND I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!
Virgil: SHUUUUT UUUUP! IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS!
A day later
Virgil: *grabs Roman's shirt* If you don't stop singing Hamilton.... I WILL kiss you!
Roman: And suddenly I'm helpless....
Virgil: *forcefully kisses Roman*
(Roman is me except for the fact that I will die alone.)
