Ask or Dare (Cookie run)

A completely normal game of truth or dare

*The mythic and legendary cookies are playing spin the bottle*

Wild Strawberry (WS): Alright guys, this will be the last round... and anyone who will pick truth will be the biggest pussy in this game

Wild Strawberry: Ready?

Dark Enchantress (DE): Yes

Energy Drink (ED): Yes

Wind Archer (WA): Yes

Fire Spirit (FS): Yes

Moonlight(ML): Yes

Sea Fairy (SF): Why am I here?

Bunny Boy Cinnamon (BBC): Yes

Red Fox Kumiho (RFK): Alright then, spin dat bottle

*The bottle spins and everyone is silent**The bottle goes to Wild Strawberry*

Wild Strawberry: Oh crap, I am the first one!

Red Fox Kumiho: Alright Wild, the council here will decide your fate

Red Fox Kumiho: And for 'council', I mean me... You will have to write down all the reasons why Geno should be in Smash

WS: Ok *grabs a paper and hands it to RFK*

RFK: But the paper is blank

WS: Exactly

DE: Alright, round 2

*The bottle spins and lands on DE*

DE: Impossible!

RFK: Oh boy this one is hard!

RFK: Dark Enchantress, you will have to search a Cookie Run/Wars fan art that isn't gay or cured

DE: Alright, let's search something simple... *types Cookie Run fan art and finds the picture below*

DE: ... How strange, I suddenly lost all hope in humanity

*The bottle spins*

DE: That picture will haunt me in my nightmares*

*The bottle lands on ML*

ML: Finally my turn!

RFK: The box of fate here says that you have to steal something from a jewelry

ML: Where's the difficult part?

RFK: ...and you will have to give the jewel to someone

ML: Oh crap!

RFK: Specifically someone red and beautiful, these are the boxes words and there is no doubt about it

*Cue the Jojo reference from the video*

ML: Don't worry, I'll take the cheapest thing you have

*A few minuets passed*

ML: Done!

RFK: Where's the jewel?

ML: I gave it to that red haired kid over there *Looks at Pomegranate*

RFK: Oh... ok... I guess *spins the bottle*

*The bottle lands on Fire Spirit*

FS: Oh no!

RFK: Fire Spirit, I'm sorry but you will have to say... that Keanue Reeves isn't the best actor on this planet... on r/dankmemes... on Reddit...

FS: I'll do my best!

*He types up what he had to say on Reddit*

*The earth begins to shake*

FS: An earthquake!?

RFK: No. These are all the fat people that are typing really fast on their keyboards... because you can't have different opinions...

*The shaking stopped*

FS: It stopped

RFK: You got banned...

*The bottle spins*

FS: I still don't understand what happened

*The bottle points at WA*

WA: Oh yes baby!

RFK: Wind Archer... obtain gay rights!

WA: It will be done!

*Timeskip*

WA: I've done it! I obtained gained gay rights!

RFK: Ok cool

RFK: Last spin for today! *spins the bottle*

*The bottle lands on ED*

ED: Oh no, my turn!

RFK: Energy Drink, you will have to-

ED: I choose truth!

*Insert disappointment noises from the others*

RFK: Alright, alright... Did you hear what happened to Joe?

ED: Impossible, how did you find the body?

RFK: JOE MAMA!

RFK:

RFK: Wait, what?!-