21 Chump Street - Script

ACT I

WHAT THE HECK I GOTTA DO

(A NARRATOR enters)

NARRATOR
The Plan was called Operation D Minus, and one of the schools included in the plan was Park Vista Community High School, where a kid named Justin Laboy

(JUSTIN enters)

JUSTIN
That's me

NARRATOR
An 18-year old honor roll student --

JUSTIN
I get straight A's, man

NARRATOR
-- was in the last semester of his senior year. Justin could hardly believe his luck when a very pretty girl showed up --

JUSTIN
Naomi

NARRATOR
-- In not one, but two of his classes

JUSTIN & TEVIN
Naomi

NARRATOR
She sat in front of him. He switched seats

(JUSTIN pushes the kid beside NAOMI out of the way to sit next to her)

JUSTIN, TEVIN & DEREK
Naomi

NARRATOR
The last name she used was --

JUSTIN, TEVIN, DEREK & ANDREW
Rodriguez

NARRATOR
Justin, what drew you to Naomi initially?

JUSTIN
Man, she used to fall asleep in class
(NAOMI falls asleep. JUSTIN sings to her)
She was uh, light skinneded
Puerto Rican-Dominican
Long hair, mature in the body like Whoa

BOYS
Like Whoa

JUSTIN
That's not the only reason I liked her though
She said she mover with her mother to Florida from

JUSTIN & BOYS
New York
Where dreams are made

JUSTIN
Well, so did I
So I said hi
She seemed mature and I talk more

BOYS
More, more--

JUSTIN
I'm like, what the heck I gotta do to be with you?

BOYS
What the heck I gotta do?

JUSTIN
What the heck I gotta do to be with you?

BOYS
What the heck I gotta do?

JUSTIN
Tell me who I have to be for you to be with me?

NARRATOR
You told her all this in class?

JUSTIN
Yeah, well I texted her. Y'kn' I was like
(JUSTIN and the BOYS whip out their phones)
What the heck I gotta do to be with you?

BOYS
LOLOLOL?

JUSTIN
What the heck I gotta do to be with you?